Message from @CIA

Discord ID: 264569513926852609


2016-12-30 22:50:56 UTC  

i am still waiting on my last 11/11 packages. messaged the seller yesterday bc protection is running out and tracking didnt change. he extended the time and told me to wait because it is now in transit. do i understand correctly, that it didnt even leave china yet?

2016-12-30 23:02:41 UTC  

Comfy, you're back!

2016-12-30 23:40:03 UTC  

hi birdman

2016-12-30 23:44:37 UTC  

i got a ching chong android watch in the mail

2016-12-30 23:44:39 UTC  

WOOOOO

2016-12-30 23:44:50 UTC  

looks actually...pretty fucker cool

2016-12-30 23:56:26 UTC  

this thing only works with an app

2016-12-30 23:56:30 UTC  

called

2016-12-30 23:56:33 UTC  

BTnotificatoin

2016-12-30 23:56:45 UTC  

and when I installed it, it's updating by saying "Is download the update"

2016-12-30 23:56:51 UTC  

is this a botnet?

2016-12-31 00:23:32 UTC  

your data is being sent to chinks Right Now

2016-12-31 01:02:59 UTC  

most definitely lmao

2016-12-31 01:03:33 UTC  

this is weird, the noises basically play on the watch

2016-12-31 01:03:34 UTC  

so it's like

2016-12-31 01:03:39 UTC  

a bluetooth speaker for some reason?

2016-12-31 01:03:46 UTC  

shaped like an apple watch

2016-12-31 01:04:39 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/264559413057159178/8205dee6-7802-48c6-bacb-d2815bfff926904673501.jpg

2016-12-31 01:44:45 UTC  

I never understood the point of memewatches

2016-12-31 01:44:47 UTC  

Like

2016-12-31 01:44:52 UTC  

Just use your phone

2016-12-31 01:45:41 UTC  

At work people use them for Android/apple pay and they have to twist their wrists around to make that work

2016-12-31 01:46:11 UTC  

Also why even have Android or apple pay

2016-12-31 01:46:20 UTC  

Unless your card isn't contactless I guess

2016-12-31 01:47:25 UTC  

it looks nice and has easy notification access i guess

2016-12-31 01:47:35 UTC  

i like the idea of smartwatches that can be used without a phone

2016-12-31 01:49:36 UTC  

Fair

2016-12-31 01:50:06 UTC  

Are there any Ali smartwatches that don't serve as a direct data stream to the chinks

2016-12-31 01:50:37 UTC  

hmm

2016-12-31 01:51:12 UTC  

idk ive always liked the huawei watch but thats not chink shit per se

2016-12-31 01:51:47 UTC  

It's the good chink shit

2016-12-31 01:51:57 UTC  

The chinks that care about reputation

2016-12-31 02:49:57 UTC  

after picking up a pebble and being late to the whole smartwatch thing i can say the best part by far is being able to just leave your phone in your pocket if you get a shitload of sms/email

2016-12-31 02:51:39 UTC  

i'm very happy with it but i'd feel a little jilted right now if i paid full kikestarter price for it

2016-12-31 06:00:30 UTC  

this was on reddit

2016-12-31 06:00:40 UTC  

NORMIES GET OUT

2016-12-31 06:00:41 UTC  

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

2016-12-31 06:01:03 UTC  

>Not buying VE Monks instead

2016-12-31 06:27:26 UTC  

>not buying both