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remember kids the cloud is just someone else's computer

I mean youre not wrong

"The cloud" is a memeing retarded term for "a server". A fucking server. How gods damn hard is that to say?

Pisses me off to no end.

Glad the cunt who marketed it died in cancer.

sounds like you need a little cloud in your diet

look at the angry androne and laugh

may i suggest an orange pi connected inline to residental wiring outside your house

If by "a little cloud in your diet" you mean something that makes me fart like a mule... then it's already covered.

>Variant of the Nemucod ransomware

https://i.imgur.com/UOAAF9e.png

_oh man i better open this word document_

water is wet

jscript is not the same as javascript btw

honestly, what's triggering the paranoia in me is not having a way to check if we got infected

because "yeah if you went to 4chink you're probably infected" isn't good enough

same 😦

and i need to know if i should backup shit and reset the peecee today or what

reeeetc

why isn't you shit backed up already

back it up to Cloud

Manner of speaking, most of it at least is

I was pretty bummed about getting mysterious malware through 4chan but then I realized gookmoot was happier to sell me out than I was sad I need to shoa my computer

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@johnfrum https://i.4cdn.org/v/1513697190274.png

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I think an ICBM might be needed to get them to ship my order.

On the go unboxing?

Ordered 1.11

phone batteries?

looks like wireless charging pads

That's because they are.

Not batteries, I mean.

oh

so diy any phone into one that can be charged wirelessly?

I bought a load of them for my immediate family one year. Not a single one ended up using them.

It just plugs into the charging port.

And then you tuck it away between the phone and the inevitable case.