he's sick because of sip withdrawal symptoms

It's got what Matt craves

love and attention?

Calories

some prick a couple houses down is playing the saxophone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxopViU98Xo

good idea

I can play it louder than him with some speakers

looks like someone took a hairless dog, dipped it in glue then threw a bunch of pubes at it

Why would you randomly post that

watching LOTR

film 2

Gf used my sick day to schedule an ultrasound for an hour from now

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lol

I just want to rest, and it's gonna be embarrassing when the doctor sees that she's still full of my cummies from last night

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There's only one thing to do

Brb

Nugs to sooth my broken heart

Dinosaur nugs

Stay jealous

I'm not putting down dinosaur nuggies

holy shit cute nugs

Hell Yeah, dino nuggies are the tastiest shape of nuggie

Alphabet nuggs >>>

@ncAnggoro can't eat the n

why

that's racist

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Baby is way bigger

And it's active

I can see it's little arms and legs

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It's 4 cm long right now

Congratulations

Is it girl?

you going to abort it

?

https://youtu.be/3NuFVQk_CCs