@Matthew give me your best dad joke I need to tell if you're ready to become a father

@Cole what do you call a cow jerking off in a field

Beef Stroganoff

booo

@Matthew yeah you'll do just fine

Did you walk to your local cave to take that photo? @Matthew

The ultrasound room is dark

Damn, it looks like a fuckin baby

Luckily They didn't have to do intravaginal ultrasound this time, so the lady didn't need to clean my sperm out

Her loss

Why are the first three pics of a baby but the fourth one is the monolith from 2001

It's centered on the heart

Hence the heart rate being displayed

I didn't know monoliths had hearts

That's just the scanning shape of the ultrasound wand

So do you think it's going to be a monkey when it comes out and will evolve later or will it do it while it's in there

It's gonna be an orangutan that comes out saying "uh oh, stinky! Poooooop"

Yeah that seems about right for a being with half your genes

https://youtu.be/5ojedxpk2G8

https://sharkrobot.com/products/freddie-freaker-pin

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two

Thanks, imma cop one

some degenerates are smoking weed outside my house again

You sure someone didn't run over a skunk

?

don't have skunks here

Both potheads and skunks are common here, it's hard to tell them apart

https://youtu.be/4EsaHER3-zc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQX4EijIauo

csg anthem?

https://youtu.be/YExNOSWZ-Ds

Dewey *chill*

https://www.nintendo.com/games/detail/gun-gun-pixies-switch/

>it's a real game

*Oh.*

I'm suprised by these lewd games popping up on the Mario babby console

Nintendo is finally growing up