All night it's been onesies and rompers

And she's already declined to have sex tonight, so what's the point

Huuuuh

Stay incels, guys, you're better off that way

Your hand will never say no, onaholes will never ask for 45 minute backrubs with nothing in return

Just go tell her you're going to jerk off

Then loudly play gangbang porn

my middle name is poopert

We ameriga now

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american pancakes eew

fluffy soft cakes

They call them hot cakes here

unless its oven baked in deepish sheetpan i aint loving it

|| those round pancakes are more like vehicle for more added sugar than product itself ||

What the fuck is a sheetpan

obviously my spacebar didnt work there and it should be Sheet pan

crepes or go home

Tbh they were tasty

But it ain't no yuro pancake

ATTENTION SHARK PEOPLE

**SMALL BLAHAJ IN IKEA NOW**

how much

how's it called

!

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@Pawp @Millwood @spaqin it's not on websites you need to go to your Ikea to check, but they're in stock worldwide it seems - find in child section

price was 5 euro

reasonable

it started appearing on Instagram roughly 2 weeks ago

fucking influencers

Yeah Cole. I'm headed to IKEA Inna few weeks

I can try looking up the barcode on the shark but iirc it's not on websites I checked a LOT in the past 2 weeks

If they aren't for sale at my local one I'll just file a complaint

https://twitter.com/SShahin8/status/1175524658201989120?s=09 why does this have 400k likes <:thonkang:327933449597878312>

why is it so wrong to be a straight white male <:thvnk:332928260004642827>

Tfw ikea is probably at least 100km away