Message from @Pawp

Discord ID: 626654054260408321


2019-09-26 05:34:18 UTC  

we might all be fat, poor, and stupid, but we've got the nukes, kids

2019-09-26 05:34:19 UTC  

and muh 10 gripens

2019-09-26 05:34:34 UTC  

they'll hold off the slavic hordes

2019-09-26 05:34:54 UTC  

Don't forget the Russian/Chink superweapon of the month

2019-09-26 05:34:59 UTC  

And yeah. Google just released a paper on quantum supremacy. So just imagine the neat tech the us government has.

2019-09-26 05:35:04 UTC  

"I-It's totally real, really! We can really build it!"

2019-09-26 05:35:19 UTC  

Remember those sound cannons from a decade ago they used on somlai pirates. Good shit

2019-09-26 05:35:33 UTC  

chinkoids have their parade soon, cant wait to see what model kits they've built now

2019-09-26 05:35:53 UTC  

Russian super viruses are kinda spooky but chinks are a joke. The first thing the chinks would try it on is Japan.

2019-09-26 05:35:56 UTC  

<:woah:333623269674713098>

2019-09-26 05:36:18 UTC  

@Noa "We have missile that go light speed! Many Warhead! Be in America in 2 minutes! Invisible to radar and totally silent!"

2019-09-26 05:36:56 UTC  

not far off

2019-09-26 05:37:20 UTC  

Spoiler alert, it's running Android 4 and is fueled by Camp stove fuel

2019-09-26 05:37:37 UTC  

<:thinkjojo:333980344044879872>

2019-09-26 05:38:12 UTC  

Chink planes. Cheap chink copies of stolen decades old American planes.

2019-09-26 05:38:15 UTC  

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2019-09-26 05:38:48 UTC  

>Send spyplane over america

2019-09-26 05:38:55 UTC  

>Chink software locks up and plane crashes

2019-09-26 05:39:14 UTC  

>get away scot free because all the parts are scavenged from american surplus

2019-09-26 05:39:29 UTC  

<:vvKek:429999683650191361>

2019-09-26 05:41:22 UTC  

Who else here D E V I L I S H (chink edition)

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/626654530989326356/d_e_v_i_l_i_s_h-1.png

2019-09-26 05:45:07 UTC  

Man I am really not proud of that sloppy edit

2019-09-26 05:45:33 UTC  

Could be worse

2019-09-26 06:50:09 UTC  

<:rolf:589102490696548371> Thanks Jacinda

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/626671837673160725/unknown.png

2019-09-26 07:30:48 UTC  

nice

2019-09-26 07:30:59 UTC  

aramex tried to get me for importing a holster

2019-09-26 07:31:12 UTC  

"firearm accesories are not allowed"

2019-09-26 07:51:14 UTC  

@Noa Aramex? Are you a Saudi?

2019-09-26 07:52:32 UTC  

no

2019-09-26 10:41:17 UTC  

I got myself a new laptop

2019-09-26 10:41:40 UTC  

I can hopefully have more than 2 chrome tabs open now

2019-09-26 10:56:10 UTC  

Jesus friend what did you have before

2019-09-26 11:07:49 UTC  

Even my twelve year old MacBook can handle a few chrome tabs lol

2019-09-26 12:52:51 UTC  

What does Correll use on his hair

2019-09-26 13:19:11 UTC  

82 d chess

2019-09-26 13:32:42 UTC  

lmao imagine if trump memes on the entirety of the United States

2019-09-26 13:32:48 UTC  

(again)