the hard-working family man of the server because everyone else is a scumbag <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

Flattery will get you nowhere, homosexual

Matthew only drinks bud light

>bourbon

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wanted to try the entry level of all countries

the Toki is pretty average, good for highballs

bourbon 🤢

I once bought a 50 euro bottle of bourbon for my friend as a symbolic gift as he was leaving to wagecuck in burgerland for the summer

I wanted to cry when I: 1. saw it being used for shots
2. saw it just being mixed with coke

I thought it would be a good gift since he always brags about being a whiskey guy

who even ruins good cola with bourbon .. eww

its like not mixing shampagne,sprite and 4cl of tequila

one local bar once had "everything as mixer for 2 euros (excluding expensive strong alcohols)

they spoke nothing of expensive shampagne ~

so we decided to ruin the fellow bartenders night as bit

(given it was more humorous to him than us as boss was the one ordering his expensive champagnes...)

Hello there

@Villainous Duck hello handlet

Yesss

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People are messaging me asking me to fix their phones

I'm not Jesus

I'm quite sure Jesus was a carpenter

Someone call Stonetoss

Call him what, a faggot?

Because that would be accurate

@Matthew do you give out handies?

No, I sell them

I meant handjobs

Matt is the only guy I know that can give 4 handies at once

since you are so proud of your hand size

I knew you had it in you Matt

but being an entrepreneur is hard

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matt has a lot of things inside him

mostly shit

And cum

And piss