Today's project is gonna be cleaning out my garage

@Matthew your second project should be putting up some drywall or shit on the inside

14 inch pizzas

they so huge

it looks like a garage for young abducted females

like damn a even a single slice

fukin big

@androidcrawler >14 inch is big

l m a o

I had 50cm pizza yesterday

sorry, I forgot I was dealing with amerifats

Lmao

@Cole it's a detached garage

I almost didn't fit through the door with that shit

@Matthew do you murder females inside

Why would I waste time or money insulating it

that's a garage?

looked like an abandoned hobo junkie corner tbh

clean that shit up

Yeah, it's literally big enough for my car and not much else

>electric lawn mower

>being so fat you need electric mower

just use a manual mower

@androidcrawler it isn't electric.

afraid your heart will give you?

the mower

androidcrawler only mows lawn with a scythe

The mower is a gas mower. You're a real brainlet, my man

@Matthew nice fridge parking

Why would you even think it's an electric <:googlethink:328536447219138561>

>burning fossils to cut grass

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/273125615228420096/572045111899193386/2rdkbw.png

androidcrawler irl

>not having a goat eat it all up

WHERE'S YOUR HEAD AAAAAAAT

Imagine not having a detached garage

>imagine being so fat you need to use a gas powered lawnmower

what are you

fucking norwegian?

you seem to be really OBSESSED with people using gas