Message from @Pawp

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2019-05-17 10:21:05 UTC  

cover your yard in tape , sticky side up

2019-05-17 10:21:13 UTC  

cats hate walking on sticky tape

2019-05-17 10:21:49 UTC  

although thats probably only feasible in small places, like keeping your cat off the kitchen counter or something

2019-05-17 10:22:21 UTC  

That's retarded, I'll need to use an unreasonable amount of tape, it's going to blow everywhere and it's tree fucking time so the pollen and seeds will make it not sticky very fast

2019-05-17 10:23:00 UTC  

whenever you see a cat in your yard shoot it in the ass with a low power bb gun

2019-05-17 10:23:42 UTC  

I'm not buying a bb gun just to shoot cats with, I'm not a psychopathic 12 year old.

2019-05-17 10:24:12 UTC  

i keep a bb gun by the front door to shoot at coyotes

2019-05-17 10:25:53 UTC  

No one cares about coyotes, people care about cats

2019-05-17 10:27:19 UTC  

thats why i said low power

2019-05-17 10:27:25 UTC  

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2019-05-17 10:27:32 UTC  

An airsoft gun or bb gun

2019-05-17 10:27:53 UTC  

it hurts enough that they dont want it to happen again but it doesnt *hurt* them

2019-05-17 10:28:53 UTC  

i use a bb gun, because thats what i have, i just only pump it a little bit

2019-05-17 10:29:09 UTC  

an airsoft might work too but i dont have one of those so i cant really say

2019-05-17 10:35:59 UTC  

Man, newpipe is convoluted to use

2019-05-17 10:38:12 UTC  

To save your playlist you need to go into your YouTube account, set your playlist to unlisted, copy the link, open the app, paste the link, play it in the background, and then use the background player to save all as a playlist.

2019-05-17 10:38:26 UTC  

I feel this could be like three steps less

2019-05-17 10:46:01 UTC  

man this chat is chock full of retarded ideas

2019-05-17 10:46:16 UTC  

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2019-05-17 10:46:27 UTC  

>vinegar

2019-05-17 10:46:40 UTC  

>not just buying tins of tuna and putting them in the neighbors yard

2019-05-17 10:46:46 UTC  

this chat is home to the most brilliant minds on the internet

2019-05-17 10:46:46 UTC  

John stop being a brainlet

2019-05-17 10:48:23 UTC  

why'd the hot deals feed stop working?

2019-05-17 10:48:37 UTC  

>stop working

2019-05-17 10:48:38 UTC  

No more hot deals.

2019-05-17 10:48:50 UTC  

why dont you find some deals you freeloader

2019-05-17 10:48:54 UTC  

fucking chyna

2019-05-17 10:48:58 UTC  

it was always community based

2019-05-17 10:48:59 UTC  

Works for me™

2019-05-17 10:49:03 UTC  

wasnt there a bot or something

2019-05-17 10:49:06 UTC  

Even I posted a hot deal a while ago

2019-05-17 10:49:21 UTC  

there was but it fetched pc oriented hardware deals from /r/buildapcsales

2019-05-17 10:49:25 UTC  

>werks on my masheen!

2019-05-17 10:49:40 UTC  

John why are you even awake

2019-05-17 10:50:11 UTC  

whenever he falls asleep the cats bite his toes

2019-05-17 10:51:56 UTC  

Because I'm resetting my sleep schedule with billy

2019-05-17 10:53:27 UTC  

Fucking chinks. They have to title there chapters. Seeing the title "this bitch be dead" sure takes the fun out of the sails of her trying to get away

2019-05-17 10:53:46 UTC  

As well as a lot of other titles where it's just a like from the last fucking page of the chapter

2019-05-17 10:53:52 UTC  

Maybe stop reading weebshit

2019-05-17 10:53:55 UTC  

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