is that even a human hand?

>that pinkie

looks like some fucked up alien

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Idk, I was looking at its messed up hand too

Why are handlets even allowed to live

Also, I switched over to being in a hotel, since my mom showed up and I didn't want her to have to sleep out in the living room on a couch.

the perfect out

Treat your mother right, kids

alarm bells are already going off and ive only read the first sentence

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beautiful

Nerds talking about women

theres a chick in my class

Ok big man

a girl being in his class was the only believable part

😳

And then everyone clapped

Imagine being mugged by a katana wielding smash player

I'm finna play some smash tbh

what exactly does finna mean

i understand its use but not the word itself

is it just a corruption of the already slang use of *fixing to*?

im not sure why im trying to understand AAVE to begin with

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two *please* have sex.

you comin' over?

I'm coming **IN**.

oh baby

When is Father's day

June 16

june 16th

You can call me daddy whenever you want

Time to find out if these soy bottles really are hard to open

Soyboys, handlets, AND footlets BTFO

(I was holding the phone with my foot)

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It tastes *wretched*.

Then Again, it's marketed towards people who like to drink cum.

I bought a bag of the stuff a few years ago

it's basically oatmeal