Bet you never get wet ;)

Because fat is hydrophobic?

Waterproofing, never get wet

Come on Matt, this is simple stuff here

because i covered myself urethane

@Iren Masot the only point of asking his occupation was to make fun of him

You lost the plot

*come on, this is simple stuff here*.

I meant 'wet' as in having sex \🤔

it's a play on words

:O

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I'm sorry I ever doubted you.

I am a comedy god

Kneel

Bend over to the front, Touch your toes

W-what are you ganna do to me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYH7_GzP4Tg

Is it stopping you from booting, or is it just telling you "Isn't our fault if it doesn't work, you left the plantation"?

"Isn't our fault if it doesn't work, you left the plantation"

Install MIUI 😂

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cursed image

I'm still running a broken beta build of Lineage on my Mi Mix 2

Too lazy to figure out porting all my apps and settings to a functional OS 😂

cursed image

You want a cursed image?

i shidded

I'm hungry.

eat shid and die

I wonder if gf will get mad if I make myself eggs and sausage this late.

The smell will undoubtedly drift upstairs.

make it on the grill

I SHOULD get a cast iron pan for the grill.

sounds like a good idea