Oh so you're obese, then

Not as obese as @Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two

im sure it was meant to be like 70/80

Thanks for ruining the bell curve, you gluttonous fuck

I don't want to know what my water content is right now <:blobsweats:427568683003412505>

ive drank like 2l today

I can increase your water AND your sodium content at the same time. Ask me how

mostly tea though but thats just water

how dr?

@dee It's like noon or early afternoon in the civilized world, stop drinking so much

@dee 🎐 💦

haha

Humans only produce like a half an ounce of semen a day

never seen that emoticon

brilliant mate

Someone on /tg/ did the math and it would take some tens of thousands to live

or something like that <:brainlet:589104479887032330>

ive had a headache since like 2016, constant drinking is what keeps me going tbh

hydrate

🌬 🍑 💨

Dee dying of a tumor

too much anime

🌬 🍑 💨

Brilliant

brap

🌬 🍑 💨 👃

fixed, you're welcome

brrrrrrr

appppp

**SKFFF**

Gf texted me and told me to wait to cook my brunch, said she'll cook it for me when she gets home in an hour

Isn't it lunch then? <:thinkjojo:333980344044879872>

Yes, but that's okay.

Because now I don't have to cook it myself.

pancake extra braps please

https://youtu.be/T_vRbBRPr3c

Wish me luck boys, fixing my bike today

🚲

Fuck bicyclists

God I hate them