She threw her legs up in the air and said "it increases the chances of conception, Jeffery"

hahaha

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/v/ in a nutshell

sighhh

evil corporations

Evil cow braps

Trump btfo

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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1143922386351329281?s=19

>theonion

@Tervy <:brainlet:589104479887032330>

Have sex @Tribit

@Millwood stop projecting

Incel

📽

Real retard hours

Too early for this shit lads

Nuh uh he started it

Don't make me spank you, tri

At the car dealership. Again. This time they're actually installing the part they ordered a week ago

1-3 hours to install the airbag sensor.

Maybe I'll get lucky like last time and 1-3 hours turns out to be like 20-30 minutes

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Oh shid, it had better, because a storm is coming in 3 hours, and I have my laundry out on the line <:blobsweats:427568683003412505>

Just sensors? Airbags are fine?

Yeah.

I wanted to say it shouldn't be that long but then again, new car

My perfectly functional airbags just would fail to deploy right now because of that faulty sensor

I rode with a guy that used what used to be airbag for storage

Hey hid weed in there

Last time before I brought it in I cleaned it, but this time it's full of <:boomer:480046032546168863> cans and McDonald's bag

Fucking stoners

DUDE

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420 xdd

Aaaand done. Nice.

Lmao just the part they had to replace was 400 dollars

Car fixed?

Time for a celebratory <:boomer:480046032546168863>