Message from @Thorax, Crash'n Burn model

Discord ID: 593803597972504580


2019-06-27 13:53:24 UTC  

How much porn was on it

2019-06-27 13:53:31 UTC  

i had 16gb inside

2019-06-27 13:53:46 UTC  

<:pepewot:589100642820161551>

2019-06-27 13:53:57 UTC  

i really need a new cheap shit phone

2019-06-27 13:54:14 UTC  

How degen was the porn

2019-06-27 13:55:21 UTC  

it was so degenerate, that i watched it with popcorn and some vodka sprite

2019-06-27 13:56:02 UTC  

porn so hardcore you dont even need to touch your cock

2019-06-27 13:56:19 UTC  

I think you can use your Google account to nuke the phone from afar

2019-06-27 13:56:58 UTC  

the phone has nothing important in it tbh

2019-06-27 13:57:09 UTC  

The porn was a lie

2019-06-27 13:58:43 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/593802395071283205/FB_IMG_1561642222576.jpg

2019-06-27 13:59:46 UTC  

that's how life is

2019-06-27 14:01:21 UTC  

pierogi overrated dont at me

2019-06-27 14:02:00 UTC  

I've never had a pierogi 🥟

2019-06-27 14:02:57 UTC  

i guess the redmi 6a it is

2019-06-27 14:02:58 UTC  

Mashed potato ravioli

2019-06-27 14:03:10 UTC  

doesn't even cost 100€ anymore

2019-06-27 14:03:15 UTC  

and I need a new simcard

2019-06-27 14:03:17 UTC  

<:GWsetmyxPeepoWeird:405337568155009024>

2019-06-27 14:03:19 UTC  

Enjoy your poorfag phone

2019-06-27 14:03:30 UTC  

well, i am poor

2019-06-27 14:03:41 UTC  

but at least, i am getting in shape

2019-06-27 14:04:05 UTC  

Gymcels are so cute

2019-06-27 14:06:10 UTC  

... well... i had a pulmonary embolism, hence my motivation

2019-06-27 14:06:13 UTC  

<:GWsetmyxPeepoWeird:405337568155009024>

2019-06-27 14:06:28 UTC  

better luck with the next one m8

2019-06-27 14:06:54 UTC  

that was also the moment my gf left me <:tipsfedora:383326576609329162>

2019-06-27 14:07:41 UTC  

Right before you had it, or while you were in the hospital

2019-06-27 14:14:47 UTC  

in the hospital

2019-06-27 14:14:58 UTC  

Anyway. fuck bitches, get money

2019-06-27 14:15:00 UTC  

get waifus

2019-06-27 14:15:11 UTC  

get swole

2019-06-27 14:16:33 UTC  

debating this

2019-06-27 14:16:49 UTC  

i'm pretty stupid when it comes to assembler though

2019-06-27 14:16:50 UTC  

You aren't smart enough

2019-06-27 14:16:51 UTC  

don't

2019-06-27 14:17:07 UTC  

I don't understand those games

2019-06-27 14:17:14 UTC  

i own the solitaire already <:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2019-06-27 14:17:26 UTC  

I'm working as a programmer, why would I want to program in my free time too

2019-06-27 14:17:33 UTC  

arbeit macht frei