Time for a celebratory <:boomer:480046032546168863>

Hell yeah

Lower right corner, my man. I'm way ahead of you

<:gachigasm:592062549181202459> <:gachigasm:592062549181202459> <:gachigasm:592062549181202459>

>yellow can top

Is that one of those Java chocolate monsters?

srs unit was 400 dollars?

wew

Dealership price

u had check engine light but only airbag stuff were broken?

weird

oh im dumb

No, it was the airbag light

And traction control light

@Millwood It's actually a sugar free rockstar

Oh

https://youtu.be/i21O-W4BmpA

Dorf fort autismo started a new series, maybe I'll not lose interest in this one

oh nice

i used to love reading shit on DF stories .com or whatever it was

but they hardly ever update

a good dorf YT channel is perfect

>when you fell asleep and forgot your phone in the bus

<:sadmitu:331056421342806026>

miss your stop?

no, my phone

my shitty old phone

<:GWsetmyxPeepoSad:405337568901726209>

How much porn was on it

i had 16gb inside

<:pepewot:589100642820161551>

i really need a new cheap shit phone

How degen was the porn

it was so degenerate, that i watched it with popcorn and some vodka sprite

porn so hardcore you dont even need to touch your cock

I think you can use your Google account to nuke the phone from afar

the phone has nothing important in it tbh

The porn was a lie