Message from @androidcrawler

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2019-06-28 11:19:38 UTC  

I'd use subtitle offset in VLC

2019-06-28 11:21:51 UTC  

that or download the subs that correspond to the release you have

2019-06-28 11:47:27 UTC  

If this girl were mine, she would be in a perpetual state of pregnancy. At no point would her womb not have one of my kids growing in it. In fact, I would tie her to my bed posts with her legs extended for a period of time. I would come home after a long day and blow numerous loads deep inside of her. I would create a diet regimen that created a fertile environment for me to plant my seed. Also, I would follow a very strict no-fap regimen that would be supplemented by Zinc supplementation, clomid and 1+ gallon of water per day. This would, ultimately, give my loads the viscosity and thickness that would rival molasses. God, I really can't say how much I want to breed her. I would only occasionally loosen her from her harnesses and allow her to bike around for a few miles. But I would follow her around in a car and watch her every move. I would force her to wear a bluetooth headset connected to a phone so while she rides her bike, I could whisper "must be bred," and "breed meat" from my iPhone. I want to implant my intentions into her subliminal mind so she would accept my seed. Her entire existence would be centered around presenting her fertile hole for my seed haha.

2019-06-28 11:53:57 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/594133382640959499/screenshot.21.png

2019-06-28 11:54:50 UTC  

@سام هايد u get pretty bored of those thots in a week

2019-06-28 12:16:26 UTC  

@vruh more like bullshido. It's made up by people who didn't know what they were talking about. Samurai didn't live by some mystical code, they did what the guy who paid them told them to or else they'd get their head chopped off

2019-06-28 12:16:49 UTC  

Might be interesting for a read tho

2019-06-28 12:44:50 UTC  

This is kino

2019-06-28 12:45:21 UTC  

<:blobconfused:589100793420972042>

2019-06-28 12:45:31 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/594146363487289344/unknown.png

2019-06-28 12:45:33 UTC  

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2019-06-28 12:45:43 UTC  

astronauts with katanas

2019-06-28 13:27:33 UTC  

@Joldberg @Matthew I see. Thanks guys, I think I'll start with the Bushido one and move on from there.

2019-06-28 14:14:53 UTC  

back from death boys all hail the king

2019-06-28 15:41:29 UTC  

Ahh the basic rushhour bus.. Some 2y old screaming "and this <charname/toyname> use WHITE POWEEER"

2019-06-28 15:44:43 UTC  

wot m8?

2019-06-28 15:56:32 UTC  

i dunno i assumed bad local language dub on some kids show

2019-06-28 15:56:48 UTC  

what turned some strike name into "white power"

2019-06-28 15:58:00 UTC  

but the kid screaming it on top of his lungs on crowded bus made me almost audibly laugh at it

2019-06-28 16:05:20 UTC  

omg is that hate speech i hear?

2019-06-28 16:29:25 UTC  

Absolutely demented

2019-06-28 16:30:21 UTC  

absolutely obese

2019-06-28 16:36:20 UTC  

!answer Mongolia GDP

2019-06-28 16:36:23 UTC  

2019-06-28 16:36:32 UTC  

<:smug:589103776699252887>

2019-06-28 17:42:09 UTC  

Still probably nicer to live in Mongolia than in America

2019-06-28 17:57:19 UTC  

Gr8 B8

2019-06-28 17:58:40 UTC  

The US is just a huge shithole and needs to die

2019-06-28 17:58:43 UTC  

Fuck America

2019-06-28 18:11:11 UTC  

@Matthew don't you feel the same? They're taking advantage of your country all the time and forget that you're people, too

2019-06-28 18:11:58 UTC  

Yes Yes, I totally agree

2019-06-28 18:12:27 UTC  

Especially you as a Mexican. Mexico would be in a much nicer position if it wasn't for the US being your neighbours

2019-06-28 18:12:46 UTC  

Trump is a retard and he should just enjoy his retirement age instead of fucking up the world's politics

2019-06-28 18:13:19 UTC  

I'm Argentinean, idiot

2019-06-28 18:13:47 UTC  

Oh sorry I remembered Mexican

2019-06-28 18:14:09 UTC  

hes lying

2019-06-28 18:14:19 UTC  

he's a boomer overweight burger

2019-06-28 18:15:06 UTC  

You're just racist towards Chileans

2019-06-28 18:22:13 UTC  

Yeah fuck drumpf

2019-06-28 18:22:19 UTC  

Source of all evil