In the hellscape known as California

You deserve it, calicuck

@Matthew you're being awfully prickly today what's the matter? Pee hole still itchy?

Nope. I found gf's old percocets from when she broke her ankle

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I'm in heaven.

>being a junky

I think the antibiotics are helping, though. I was literally dying 24 hours ago, now it's just a dull ache. I don't have to miss work, at least.

also @Matthew blow me you homo

@androidcrawler hey, be nice. I've declined painkillers for every other injury I've ever had. My dad was on painkillers and muscle relaxers for years because of his back and knees, it's no way to live

just smoke some natural cannabis bruh

But having a broken arm is annoying, having the sensation of someone sounding your pisser with a wirebrush is another

>being a junky

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its medicinal

how did you break your arm

did you finally insult someone in real life and they beat you up/

?

Jacked off too hard

I fell out of a bunk bed.

Landed with my arm across my face. Broke my nose at the same time

>having bones so fragile a few feet of falling breaks them

I have fallen from 10 feet and didnt even get hurt

Sorry, mong. I'm higher off the ground at any given moment than you are. Silly Pigmanlet.

It's not the fall that breaks em, it's the hundreds of pounds of fat concentrating on a single point

wew

Matty isn't at the Supreme fatness level that I am, it's impossible for me to fall

I just roll

disgusting

how can you be happy with all that fat on you

why cant you be more fit

I'm impervious to all gravity attacks

You can retract your limbs into your body like a doughy turtle

what about the cardiovascular problems

I look like the blueberry girl from willy wonka

She died a week ago

Except pasty white

And I absorbed her power

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