Also, I just busted a nut that made me fucking lightheaded from the intensity.

That's what 8 days of abstinence will do to a nigga

wat

Oh, I've had a bladder infection or something for like the last week, it finally let up a day or two ago.

matty, ur gf is stealing ur energy

Irl succubus

G'mornin

<:30yo:589183955752845332> <:boomer:480046032546168863> 💨

https://youtu.be/1_oLOdWvyNg

nutting yourself into a coma is a good way to spend the weekend @Matthew

https://youtu.be/lV0izjnAwUs

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/401490419088752641/605010557661216778/IMG_20190728_141200.jpg

bacon burger pizza

who's jealous and who wants to kill me

Looks good, but it's 7 AM here, so not jealous atm

Crust looks undercooked for my tastes

tastes perfect imo

Nice

btw that's not ketchup, it's bbq sauce

Bacon yes, burger not so sure

Inprefer chicken with BBQ saucs on pizza

it's called "bacon burger" because it uses much of the same ingredients and same sauce they use for their bacon burgers

I had a shrimp Alfredo pizza once that was pretty good

all sauces made in restaurant btw, no bought bullshit

"Guys I spent $30 on this pizza, please tell me I did good"

about 8 bucks

<:blobthinkingeyes:427568214579609601> that's a hell of a deal tbh

sorry, 8.27

Nvm you got kiked

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https://i.imgur.com/75O33CX.jpg

ah

the italian reaction I was craving

This video is made by a foot fetishist

*no*, that can't be

https://youtu.be/YnGPgCVJUsI