Message from @Gerald

Discord ID: 610614070261055517


2019-08-12 22:34:01 UTC  

*suuure it isnt*

2019-08-12 22:37:36 UTC  

No but really, who here has an original Duke controller

2019-08-12 22:40:40 UTC  

i dont think i ever had a duke

2019-08-12 22:40:52 UTC  

when i got an xbox it had the smaller revision controllers

2019-08-12 22:40:54 UTC  

@Matthew Anonymity means it both was, and simultaneously was not you at the same time.

2019-08-12 22:41:12 UTC  

Ergo that was totally you trying to shore up your handlet shame.

2019-08-12 22:41:14 UTC  

the one on the right

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/610603733490860053/XboxOriginalController.png

2019-08-12 22:41:33 UTC  

the one on the right is the handlet version

2019-08-12 22:41:52 UTC  

I kind of want one of the new Dukes just for shitposting purposes

2019-08-12 22:41:56 UTC  

the chad Duke only came with the early consoles

2019-08-12 22:41:57 UTC  

this?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/610603915733630996/61619BvW5SL.png

2019-08-12 22:42:03 UTC  

yep

2019-08-12 22:42:06 UTC  

the BIG BOY

2019-08-12 22:42:15 UTC  

@Matthew do you have one of these new dukes?

2019-08-12 22:46:31 UTC  

I'd use one of those, they look great for emulating

2019-08-12 22:47:47 UTC  

For some reason it feels like n64 games would work well on it

2019-08-12 22:50:15 UTC  

how would it be any different than any other controller for n64?

2019-08-12 22:50:28 UTC  

its a fairly modern/standard layout

2019-08-12 22:51:00 UTC  

might as well get a usb 64 controller

2019-08-12 23:21:42 UTC  

Added Black and White buttons means you can have the c buttons and a/b at once

2019-08-12 23:22:19 UTC  

On a modern controller you'd have to map the right analog to the c buttons or something jank

2019-08-12 23:23:19 UTC  

youre right, i didnt think of that

2019-08-12 23:59:29 UTC  

Plus USB 64 controllers usually use some jank ass knockoff of the 64 analog and it autisms me fiercely, the 64's analog has a resistance to it that's very unique

at least with an Xbox controller you're not pretending it's something else

2019-08-13 00:07:20 UTC  

Well, you're right, that is autistic

2019-08-13 00:07:38 UTC  

The n64 didn't have a good controller, and anyone who says it did is lying

2019-08-13 00:09:33 UTC  

It absolutely doesn't but the feeling of nailing headshots in perfect dark on that is way different to a modern style analog

2019-08-13 00:10:50 UTC  

They're much more loose feeling

2019-08-13 00:55:25 UTC  

You are delusional, and so is any fan of that dumpster fire control stick.

2019-08-13 00:55:54 UTC  

Getting a no-scope headshot when your controller is slathered in astroglide doesn't make it a better experience

2019-08-13 00:56:20 UTC  

*nostalgia>quality*

2019-08-13 00:59:02 UTC  

Nostalgia > Quality indeed

2019-08-13 00:59:43 UTC  

The literal and measurable plastic shavings emanating from the recess the control stick sat in, and that was on OFFICIAL Nintendo controllers. This is Mad Katz tier of trash. After a year of moderate use, they would have all of the tightness of the town penis receptacle.

2019-08-13 01:00:56 UTC  

@Matthew Feeling any better than earlier today?

2019-08-13 01:01:23 UTC  

@Iren Masot I've felt fine, what are you talking about?

2019-08-13 01:01:57 UTC  

Well you dabbed in and left a fag nugget before yeeting yourself out again; figured there must be some kind of rational reason.

2019-08-13 01:23:36 UTC  

Having a job means you can't shitpost ALL the time, dear

2019-08-13 01:30:09 UTC  

just get paid to shitpost

2019-08-13 01:30:41 UTC  

I'm a fed already, just not that kind

2019-08-13 01:31:49 UTC  

do you glow in the dark?

2019-08-13 01:32:04 UTC  

No, but my Freddy freaker hoodie does