oh TIL

Pretty sure my name is Jewish, too.

replace N with X

😄

I am glad you are happy to see jamal's baby on ultrasound.

<:implying:589103384699863050> when your BBC fetish is so deeply rooted that you project it onto others

I weep for you

Name him neo

For the new matrix movie

Also someone Photoshop a monster in the ultrasound

I dont know what Im looking at so I have no idea where to place it

smol sip

i thought it looked like a rifle at first

You fucking people lmao

baby's first gun license

Wonder if gf would like the name Zero

Like in

Zero Two

zero the dog from nightmare before christmas

As in, Zero Ultra <:boomer:480046032546168863> <:boomer:480046032546168863> <:boomer:480046032546168863>

<:30yo:589183955752845332>

She didn't like the name Zero

would you actually name your kid Zero

Wouldn't you?

no

its fucking autistic

I mean, so are you, so...

its not a username

Life is just a simulation bro

God I imagine all the bullying a kid named Zero would get

`Does Zero stand for the amount of good genes your parents passed down to you?`

``is zero the amount your parents love you ``

<:hms:311152554618912768> lmao

`zero is the amount of kids your parents wish they had`

Kek

Whatever happened to the dad and son?

Disappeared in prison?

Out on bail, awaiting trial