Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 616856071620788235


2019-08-30 04:39:11 UTC  

Dugan is shit, what the hell?

2019-08-30 04:39:27 UTC  

dugan is a good name

2019-08-30 04:39:32 UTC  

You're shit, cunt

2019-08-30 04:39:34 UTC  

Prepare to be bullied to death by-proxy, nevermind what your kid would go through

2019-08-30 04:40:10 UTC  

>he got bullied so much that bullying is all he considers when thinking about child names

2019-08-30 04:40:19 UTC  

whoops

2019-08-30 04:40:37 UTC  

you got me

2019-08-30 04:40:38 UTC  
2019-08-30 04:41:02 UTC  

devilish

2019-08-30 04:41:15 UTC  

If I were phoneposting, I'd actually have a devilish pepe

2019-08-30 04:42:35 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/616855262711513100/d_e_v_i_l_i_s_h.png

2019-08-30 04:42:38 UTC  

There we go

2019-08-30 04:43:14 UTC  

I get so comfy-feeling, thinking of having a son named Isaac

2019-08-30 04:43:19 UTC  

Calling him Izzy for short

2019-08-30 04:43:30 UTC  

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2019-08-30 04:44:18 UTC  

named after your favorite character from digimon

2019-08-30 04:44:35 UTC  

*Never say that again*.

2019-08-30 04:44:48 UTC  

😈

2019-08-30 04:44:50 UTC  

I think gf reads these logs when I'm not home, and she can't know.

2019-08-30 04:45:37 UTC  

She also doesn't know I like the name Naomi because of Metal Gear Solid

2019-08-30 04:45:48 UTC  

Which is also why I floated the name Natasha

2019-08-30 04:46:09 UTC  

Nah, named after his favorite roguelike

2019-08-30 04:46:27 UTC  

The Binding of Matthew

2019-08-30 04:46:53 UTC  

named after is favorite video game character

2019-08-30 04:46:55 UTC  

dead space

2019-08-30 04:47:46 UTC  

I also like the name David, but her brother is named David, so that's a no go

2019-08-30 04:48:03 UTC  

it gets weird if your kid shares a name with someone you know, they feel a weird entitlement

2019-08-30 04:48:05 UTC  

name him david sr

2019-08-30 04:48:36 UTC  

I'll name him Mei Ling

2019-08-30 04:48:55 UTC  

i would go with sigint

2019-08-30 04:49:05 UTC  

Vulcan

2019-08-30 04:49:13 UTC  

Brrrrrt for short

2019-08-30 04:49:18 UTC  

BERT

2019-08-30 04:49:29 UTC  

my name is Vulcan, but you can call me Bert

2019-08-30 04:49:32 UTC  

this is perfect

2019-08-30 04:49:39 UTC  

makes sense to me

2019-08-30 04:50:07 UTC  

is it legal to name a child a-10 warthog

2019-08-30 04:50:22 UTC  

dang you posted it before me

2019-08-30 04:51:03 UTC  

jsut go all in and name him GAU-8

2019-08-30 04:51:11 UTC  

Vulcan would be fucking cool, do it or no balls