Vulcan

Brrrrrt for short

BERT

my name is Vulcan, but you can call me Bert

this is perfect

makes sense to me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvIJvPj_pjE

is it legal to name a child a-10 warthog

dang you posted it before me

jsut go all in and name him GAU-8

Vulcan would be fucking cool, do it or no balls

yeah i vote for vulcan, with the nickname of bert

it just works

Bert is a little too Sesame Street, really

damn, name police here

Here's my fucking badge, bitch <:blobstop:427568773143330829>

@Matthew make sure you pick a name that wont remind iren of anything, or he will get upset

I suggested Isaac, and gf was like "...From Golden Sun?"

wait, you suggested it *just now*

?

Reminding me of your filthy male privilege 😡

No, this was like a year ago

oh

your wife and iren would get along, both are name police

damn, i almost said my name

you almost got me matt

but not this time

J gets weird about names. She shot a ton down because she knew someone with that name back in high school, and they were Mean/Stupid

Ahhh, yes, "Retard" 🍷 <:moon2BOO:596980171370659859>

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It's Billy you fucking moron

OH SHIT

HOW DID YOU KNOW

I picked a new one :^)

ARE YOU SPYING ON ME

You live in california, you were spied on from the start

yeah but at least

they

uh

hmm

Isaac isn't a mean person name, unless they have some kind of mental problem.