Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 618160014892204083


2019-09-02 18:16:28 UTC  

like if you didnt see the packaging you wouldnt be able to tell it was there

2019-09-02 18:17:42 UTC  

@Matthew correction, calling fries chips is purely britspeak and they're not gonna be euro for long

2019-09-02 18:17:48 UTC  

<:smug:589103776699252887>

2019-09-02 18:18:22 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/618147726953152620/screen-shot-2011-08-30-at-5-34-43-am.png

2019-09-02 18:19:14 UTC  

I had some pizza flavored chips this weekend

2019-09-02 18:19:36 UTC  

I'd imagine it's the same

2019-09-02 18:19:52 UTC  

ive had pizza flavored combos and pizza flavored pringles, both arent terrible

2019-09-02 18:20:05 UTC  

but neither of them taste like hot dog chips

2019-09-02 18:38:10 UTC  

The mission was a success

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/618152708792254553/20190902_133714_HDR.jpg

2019-09-02 18:50:31 UTC  

I've...hit a snag in my plan

2019-09-02 18:50:37 UTC  

I can't eat all this food.

2019-09-02 18:51:13 UTC  

I will save half of it, give it to gf, and present it as a thoughtful gift to her

2019-09-02 18:51:34 UTC  

Who else here D E V I L I S H ?

2019-09-02 18:51:57 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/618156177238261790/d_e_v_i_l_i_s_h.png

2019-09-02 18:53:56 UTC  

😈

2019-09-02 18:54:13 UTC  

you thoughtful piece of shit

2019-09-02 18:57:17 UTC  

I can transmute low-quality fast food into possibly a handjob

2019-09-02 19:06:53 UTC  

dear matthew you dont need to hide the fact that you care for your waifu

2019-09-02 19:06:55 UTC  

we all do

2019-09-02 19:07:12 UTC  

I've never hidden that I care for her, dummy

2019-09-02 19:07:23 UTC  

But I didn't buy this taco bell for her, I fully intended to eat it all

2019-09-02 19:08:20 UTC  

so you subconsciously bought more than you eat to let her have some

2019-09-02 19:08:21 UTC  

how cute

2019-09-02 19:08:58 UTC  

ha ha he likes a girl, what a homo

2019-09-02 19:09:53 UTC  

also @Tervy , i think youre right

2019-09-02 19:09:54 UTC  

becasue

2019-09-02 19:09:56 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/618160702615715840/unknown.png

2019-09-02 19:09:59 UTC  

he bought two drinks

2019-09-02 19:10:03 UTC  

yep

2019-09-02 19:10:15 UTC  

Each of the $5 boxes comes with a drink

2019-09-02 19:10:31 UTC  

yeah and you bought two becasue you inteded to give her one

2019-09-02 19:10:38 UTC  

from the start

2019-09-02 19:10:57 UTC  

What kind of soda

2019-09-02 19:11:05 UTC  

baja blast

2019-09-02 19:11:36 UTC  

I don't understand

2019-09-02 19:11:52 UTC  

Am I being bullied for NOT cramming myself with food until I was sick?

2019-09-02 19:11:58 UTC  

*yes*

2019-09-02 19:12:05 UTC  

no we are calling you cute and caring person

2019-09-02 19:12:18 UTC  

well no, but you're being bullied for *lying* about it

2019-09-02 19:12:18 UTC  

Well Quit it, I am an asshole and a misogynist