i used to go on the regular for that volcano burrito

uh

its more spread out between places now

since i no longer have a mega favorite item

and i dont actually eat fast food *that* much

like twice a month

How do you have like 50 lbs on me then

because I eat garbage food literally every day

instead of a sweet tooth, i have a carb tooth

Pasta boi'

You ever eat ketchup chips?

no

that sounds odd

Canadian delicacies

Is that stupid fucking eurospeak for French fries?

No potato chips

ive eaten a potato chip with ketchup on it, like when i have a grilled cheese and ruffles, some of the chips will fall into the ketchup

they taste ok, but ive never had a ketchup flavored chip

for a while 7-11 had hot dog flavored chips

i got those a few times, they werent half bad

they mostly tasted like mustard, with only the slightest hot dog flavor

like if you didnt see the packaging you wouldnt be able to tell it was there

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@Matthew correction, calling fries chips is purely britspeak and they're not gonna be euro for long

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@basker

I had some pizza flavored chips this weekend

I'd imagine it's the same

ive had pizza flavored combos and pizza flavored pringles, both arent terrible

but neither of them taste like hot dog chips

The mission was a success

I've...hit a snag in my plan

I can't eat all this food.

I will save half of it, give it to gf, and present it as a thoughtful gift to her

Who else here D E V I L I S H ?

😈

you thoughtful piece of shit

I can transmute low-quality fast food into possibly a handjob

dear matthew you dont need to hide the fact that you care for your waifu

we all do