Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 619717810175737876


2019-09-06 18:49:19 UTC  

<:radthonk:318079469376110597>

2019-09-06 19:50:05 UTC  

I wish a clean boot would fix my life

2019-09-06 20:38:25 UTC  

I found a broken YouTube link on Motorola's North American website, and just spent the last twenty minutes trying to find appropriate contact information to let them know

2019-09-06 20:38:41 UTC  

I don't think it's going to happen <:thonk:288060975775612929>

2019-09-06 20:38:55 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/619632647060062208/Not_working.png

2019-09-06 20:39:35 UTC  

You can either contact tech support for cell phones or their press team, and I don't think either would give two shits

2019-09-07 00:02:46 UTC  

@Iren Masot you can even break websites? God damn, this is Elder-god tier incompetence

2019-09-07 00:03:15 UTC  

It was actually a deepfake by the sharia state

2019-09-07 00:03:27 UTC  

For real though, go look at the MotoZ3

2019-09-07 00:03:34 UTC  

zee three

2019-09-07 00:03:37 UTC  

whatever.

2019-09-07 01:10:43 UTC  

zed three

2019-09-07 01:21:23 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/619703732380106754/rif-1567719860603.jpg

2019-09-07 01:45:33 UTC  

Jerking your chicken?

2019-09-07 01:52:01 UTC  

The slang is "choking the chicken"

2019-09-07 02:08:46 UTC  

I thought it was "cock and ball torture"

2019-09-07 02:15:03 UTC  
2019-09-07 02:16:57 UTC  

Isn't that a type of sandwich

2019-09-07 02:17:05 UTC  

Yeah

2019-09-07 02:17:19 UTC  

It's Cock and Ball Torture

2019-09-07 02:17:38 UTC  

Damn

2019-09-07 02:17:59 UTC  

The gays have made it harder to make a sandwich with their thingy

2019-09-07 02:18:30 UTC  

You used go be able to make an LGBT, lettuce, guacamole, bacon, tomato

2019-09-07 02:20:18 UTC  

Now try making a sandwich with this

2019-09-07 02:20:23 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/619718580795342893/Screenshot_2019-09-07-03-20-02-597_com.android.chrome.png

2019-09-07 02:45:03 UTC  

It does HTML5 streams well

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/619724787899695105/IMG_20190907_144434.jpg

2019-09-07 02:47:25 UTC  

@PoliteSuka nice gameboy color bitch

2019-09-07 02:50:12 UTC  

You bet

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/619726080793772052/IMG_20190907_144944.jpg

2019-09-07 02:50:27 UTC  

*Nice*

2019-09-07 03:42:40 UTC  

the rugby game I'm watching is a bit of dead rubber right now

2019-09-07 03:42:47 UTC  

we are leading 71-0 in the 51st minute

2019-09-07 03:42:49 UTC  

Yeah, it's rugby

2019-09-07 03:42:53 UTC  

watch a real sport instead

2019-09-07 03:43:03 UTC  

like what?

2019-09-07 03:43:08 UTC  

osu world cup?

2019-09-07 03:43:17 UTC  

bruv we can't even get out of the groups stages in that

2019-09-07 03:43:50 UTC  

tbh I barely ever watch sports, and when I do, it's just for fun niche stuff like Cornhole

2019-09-07 03:54:59 UTC  

It's now 85-0

2019-09-07 03:56:03 UTC  

o o f