there is one rule in chinese shopping and that is you never buy something that while malfunctioning can endanger you

whoops, phone batteries can explode

sorry, you're getting an iphone

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@foxhunt excuse me I own a large number of Chinese power banks and other lithium ion batteries

I'm still alive

still being the key word

but yeah some chink banks are ok

though I bought a charging brick for my phone from ugreen and sometimes it makes a strange buzzing or poping noice

needless to say I don't use it

@foxhunt coil whine? like a third of "western euro" products have that

@Cole you got a qs2?

was just looking at it, thoughts?

QS1

ah

what's the signature like? my ZS5v1's are anemic on bass

they're my go-to travel/work driving earphones now

uhh, I would call them balanced but I have no idea what I'm talking about when it comes to audiophilia

hmm

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/33002105857.html

Xiaomi Mosquito Repeller with Timer

That shit never works

Anything that claims to emit ultrasonic sound does hardly anything against mosquitoes, or even rodents as some claim too

I don't think it does anything with ultra sonic sounds

It just has a filter in it that works as a repellent

the new ali layout is hot fucking garbage

and somehow they managed to introduce more bugs

Yup

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the butt hourglass

The perfect mechanism for smuggling coke across the border

1 guy 1 jar starter kit

Just pray they don't crack and your asshole gets filled with broken glass and nanointegris boron nitride nanotubes (purity >75%)

Is it the purity that concerns you in that scenario?

No comment

Shitting glass and nanointegris boron nitride nanotubes for weeks

What vendor has the best custom mouspads?

There's one standard for the long ones

Stitched edges

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/mouse-pads-Custom-made-to-order-Give-me-a-picture-make-it-as-large-mousepads-League/32658044932.html @dirk

I have a nerf laser ops