untrue

i am white monkey

no black monkey

big difference

Christians be like:
**Yeah, I believe in a dead jew**

true

Christians be like:
Yeah, my wife was made from my rib cage

@Oupoes. I wrestle with that question allot

lol

GG @Oupoes, you just advanced to level 5!

My other question is. If "Satan" was condemned to hell for all eternity how could he have made so many appearances in the bible?

hehe - it appears the bible must be wrong

@Bantukaner. I guess you drink dope and smoke cigs right?

lol

Eat Bacon? Don't mix clothing fabrics?

Listen Dope is just natures way of saying "HIGH"

Im sure he also skips shellfish

and stones his unruly children to death

marries his daughter to her rapist

Supports slavery

What's worse is that all that we know was supposedly made in 7 days.

yeah and light was created before the sun the moon and the stars... hehe

And the planet is only 6000 years old.... though the pyramids were built 2500BC

and when he sees a snake he sits and talks to it because they got vocal chords

@Oupoes You got that from your favorite atheist youtuber?

And OIL just magically appeard out of the earth's arse hole

My favorite youtuber is Bo-time gaming - not sure how it relates

Descriptions of violence are not prescriptions of violence

if you read the bible you would understand that

@Gapin Mcanus what are you on about

@Oupoes "Listen Dope is just natures way of saying "HIGH"
Im sure he also skips shellfish
and stones his unruly children to death
marries his daughter to her rapist
Supports slavery"

Psalm 144 is the best. ( Teach my fingers/hands) to make war. Who knew the people of 2000 years ago thought about keyboard warriors.

To me it looks like you have not read your bible Ratel Exodus clearly describes what you should do to your slaves and where you can get them from

THE BIBLE "Slaves are ok as long as they ain't Jews"

Exodus 21 . 20 If a man strikes his male or female slave with a rod and he dies at his hand, he shall be punished. 21 If, however, he survives a day or two, no vengeance shall be taken; for he is his property.

Gang gang

old hebrew Slavery was different to modern slavery, Back then they would sell themself into slavery to pay off debt, After 1 year they would be released. And if the owner would hurt the slave he could leave his slavery

Also Ancient hebrew word for slavery is a loose definition