finger her butt

girls like that

do female like showing me her butt or boobies (maybe both if i play my cards right)?

i know u can hear me

vin ur creeping me out here dude

🐲

do girl like dragon

girl love dragon

go read a synopsis of game of thrones and pretend to know what she's talking bout when she bring it up

https://images3.alphacoders.com/151/151667.jpg

i take girl to medieval times dinner and tournament live action show

just nod

make urself dragon costume to wear on date. surprise her

shed be like "hes so original and corky!"

"im in love!"

"i want him to harvest my eggs!"

*nudges*

gnome sayin?

heh

"girls you'll never blv how lit the date was he was a fkn dragon"

there was a girl on the bachelor that showed up in a dolphin costume

she didnt get eliminated that night neither

try rig up a system that shoots flames

"i simply would enjoy dragon man fertilizing my eggs!"

-t. every woman in the world

im so happy you came on this picnic with me

*gets out of car in dragon suit*

*takes box out of trunk*

*already sweating*

i got these little arts and crafts we can do

i have a tank

a ww2 bomber plane

vin im a little worried about you mate

a japanese kamikaze plane

it'll be fuckin awesome

go ahead take a seat

i mean

ground

because it is a picnic

heh

*smiles*