Message from @Hamburger Guy
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Noah is the one who built the ark
If we all came from Noah including me and David...
Distant cousins would be more accurate.
i thought david was the first man so that means noah is a decendant of david?
Adam was the first man.
Oh
wait yeah im stupid omg
David was the king of Israel
Adam was first but most of his descendants were bottlenecked and killed off by the flood
Oh
Romans 11:7-8
**Romans 11:7-8 - King James Version (KJV)**
```Dust
<7> What then? Israel hath not obtained that which he seeketh for; but the election hath obtained it, and the rest were blinded. <8> (According as it is written, God hath given them the spirit of slumber, eyes that they should not see, and ears that they should not hear; ) unto this day. ```
^j00s
Similarly to the real supervolcano eruption that killed all but 6000 humans
yup
but noah would be a decendant of adam then
Yes.
we are all related to Both Adam and Noah.
In fact the outcomes of the flood and the supervolcano are remarkably similar
I just realized that there was a lot of incest in the bible, meaning we’re all from alabama?
This would mean the Old Testament is based on an oral tradition passed down tens of thousands of years
the Old Testament began at Sinai
when Moses spoke to God and wrote the Torah.
then as time passed the records of the kings and prophets were written and collected
I believe in creationism but i’ve never studied the biblical stuff but I do know for a fact evolution is a conspiracy
No, Lasko. We are not all from Alabama.
However, apparently there is a difference between what is acceptable to God for means of procreation, versus what we generalize as incest.
Incest was practiced by the Pharoahs
It’s still practiced today by all the royal and elite families.
No i was just making a reference to the stereotype if alabamians and incest lol
Well
This subject is actually really taboo. But it’s interesting. https://youtu.be/sYGwkryNbRg
The British family clearly took a back seat in recent years
The Jewish community has one of the most isolated gene pools in the world
My stepdad got a DNA test done and he was 99% Ashkenazi
Only for that continuum to be broken by the existence of my half brother
When Noah was born.. his Father freaked out because Noahs eys lit up the room and his countenance was so bright it filled a room. His father thought he was posessed
Noah was different from the get go
Noah the shiny baby
He sure was.. he was terrifying to look at
Beamed of Godly spirit