Message from @GandalfTheGreen

Discord ID: 585527222538993691


2019-06-04 17:52:07 UTC  

"it's biblical"

WELP. IT'S SETTLED WE CAN ALL GO HOME NOW.

2019-06-04 17:52:17 UTC  

Slap that bible on anything and it's a insta truth

2019-06-04 17:52:50 UTC  

@GandalfTheGreen the marveled crayfish doesn't need parents it clones itself

2019-06-04 17:53:59 UTC  

Then it is it's parent.

2019-06-04 17:54:10 UTC  

Asexual? I have never heard of it before.

2019-06-04 17:54:17 UTC  

It's not asexual

2019-06-04 17:54:35 UTC  

Tell me more about this logic destroyinc crayfishl.

2019-06-04 17:54:41 UTC  

It can mate with other sorts of crayfish

2019-06-04 17:54:51 UTC  

And then..

2019-06-04 17:54:54 UTC  

It just doesn't exchange Gene material

2019-06-04 17:55:03 UTC  

It produces an egg cell

2019-06-04 17:55:18 UTC  

And it directly goes into forming a fetus crayfish

2019-06-04 17:55:25 UTC  

It is triploid

2019-06-04 17:55:38 UTC  

Not haploid like all other crayfish

2019-06-04 17:55:47 UTC  

So it reproduces itself.

2019-06-04 17:55:53 UTC  

After activated by a male.

2019-06-04 17:56:01 UTC  

So it's a broken system, but with a crayfish

2019-06-04 17:56:01 UTC  

No

2019-06-04 17:56:03 UTC  

_slow claps_

2019-06-04 17:56:07 UTC  

It doesn't need a male

2019-06-04 17:56:08 UTC  

Solid points with this one.

2019-06-04 17:56:17 UTC  

10 points to hufflepuff

2019-06-04 17:56:23 UTC  

Or are you Ravenclaw?

2019-06-04 17:56:27 UTC  

It just can mate with other crayfish

2019-06-04 17:56:41 UTC  

Any other crayfish"?

2019-06-04 17:56:48 UTC  

Okay man I am just telling you scientific facts you don't need to get sarcastic about it

2019-06-04 17:57:05 UTC  

Do me a favor, just say "it's biblical"

2019-06-04 17:57:11 UTC  

And I'll instantly believe you.

2019-06-04 17:57:16 UTC  

Yes they did experiments with other "sort" of crayfish

2019-06-04 17:57:20 UTC  

ITS BIBLICAL!

2019-06-04 17:57:24 UTC  

DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND!

2019-06-04 17:57:27 UTC  

Nailed it.

2019-06-04 17:57:48 UTC  

YOU MUST BELIVE OTHERWISE YOU WON'T GET INTO YOUR DIVINE HEAVEN

2019-06-04 17:57:50 UTC  

Duck his sarcasm is only second to his mental prowess

2019-06-04 17:57:51 UTC  

Are you talking about parthenogenesis, Duck?

2019-06-04 17:57:58 UTC  

Yes

2019-06-04 17:58:03 UTC  

It's funny

2019-06-04 17:58:07 UTC  

" nailed it"

2019-06-04 17:58:12 UTC  

Parthenogenesis

2019-06-04 17:58:21 UTC  

correct term yes

2019-06-04 17:58:44 UTC  

Roche, if this level of sarcasm is commentworthy, I assure you both my mental prowess and my satire can leave you speechless.