Every month the Christ fluid descends down your body, and you have to resist all temptation so it can rise back up. If it reaches back up to the brain, you unlock the rest of your dormant brain.

there have been many floods

@jeremy I'd like to ask how

how do we know their was a massive flood on earth

Christ ejaculates down your neck... once a month

becuase sea levels rose 300 feet practically overnight

Mock at your own peril

that is the flood

No need to be inappropriate Algiz. Chill a bit yeah?

If you ejaculate, you lose it. Every time you lose it, you have less. When you run out, you die

@jeremy that is geologically impossible. How would that happen?

north america was rocked from the flood and lots of evidence remains i suggest u look into randall carlson

God happened, m8

geologically impossible ?

Yes

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It couldnt have rose 300 feet in 12 hours

within days

It could with God, who obviously exists

You said overnight

are u familiar with the ice core samples

practically overnight

in geological terms

it was a matter of days i think

Geological overnight and actual overnight are the same thing

are u familiar with the ice core samples \

well is aid practically overnight nit literally overnight

No, but now I have to feed my goats so I will leave you to it

the Bible mentions the sun and the moon too

it doesn't make it a literal historical document

it's allegory

It is both

Dualities in everything

Crisco will stunt your growth

The sun and the moon are the exact same size. Do you think that is coincidence as they say? They are husband and wife

that stuff is shortening

My last point before I leave is that, believeing in the bible is the same as believing in finding Nemo to be a true story

Mockery will not deter us, it is proof we are correct

You know someone is bad at reading when they say something like that.

sometimes mockery is justified

You believe liars, you appeal to authority of liars, mockery is never justified