maybe I'll try mormonism

mormons think you end up on your own planet

cool

and that God is on planet Kolob having endless celestial sex

and Lucifer and Jesus are brothers

even better

and black people are cursed because they didn't take sides in the war

until 1978

and can only get to heaven if a white endorses them

and women get to be eternally pregnant in heaven lol

not my problem I guess

also, they were founded by freemasons and have freemason rituals in their temples

their temples are awesome

and freemasonry is a child rape & murder cult btw

damn

definitely hellbound

they use it to contact demons who feed on sex rituals involving the rape of children

yikes

basically a lot of chanting and rape and eating of live intestines etc

and a black smoke billows from the blood and you can get a visit from a high ranking demon

who will give you knowledge or power or whatever

that's pretty cool

how do you summon a demon?

huh.... maybe you're on the right path then

have a good time burning in hell

have a nice time in heaven

thanks for chatting with me

God bless your soul

appreciate it. I will pray for you

helloo

thanks

@Human Sheeple HEyyy

how is everybody doing today?

pretty awesome

hi Sheep

just living my best life

hbu

it's so hot outside I can barely breathe

lmao that sucks

sounds dank

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