Message from @lvl 1576 virgin

Discord ID: 598573102372487190


2019-07-10 17:53:47 UTC  

Nether is "Heaven's Basement"

2019-07-10 17:53:48 UTC  

dont make me spawn the wither

2019-07-10 17:53:57 UTC  

dude not cool

2019-07-10 17:53:58 UTC  

why is heaven even a thought

2019-07-10 17:54:04 UTC  

dont threaten spawning a wither

2019-07-10 17:54:07 UTC  

who came up with that

2019-07-10 17:54:13 UTC  

how did someone come up with heaven

2019-07-10 17:54:27 UTC  

Did u know that the Earth might be a computer sent to us by aliens trying to control our water and then suffocate us in the dirt like how they did with Joergen?

2019-07-10 17:54:36 UTC  

you seem really naive and unlearned @Mister Weabus

2019-07-10 17:54:40 UTC  

mate i can tell you how someone came up with heaven

2019-07-10 17:54:42 UTC  

just to delude their death

2019-07-10 17:54:45 UTC  

its an old tale

2019-07-10 17:54:51 UTC  

"unlearned"

2019-07-10 17:54:56 UTC  

what does that even mean

2019-07-10 17:54:56 UTC  

Did u know that the Earth might be a computer sent to us by aliens trying to control our water and then suffocate us in the dirt like how they did with Joergen? @Enn

2019-07-10 17:55:06 UTC  

yeah idk about that

2019-07-10 17:55:11 UTC  

you're too naive to even begin to believe the heaven exists

2019-07-10 17:55:18 UTC  

Why I laugh when Bible believers say well the name Melchizedek means. I just laugh and laugh. So what do you see me as your Crowned King Angel. No so why think his name has a bit of meaning.

2019-07-10 17:55:27 UTC  

Did u know that the Earth might be a computer sent to us by aliens trying to control our water and then suffocate us in the dirt like how they did with Joergen? @Steve Angell

2019-07-10 17:55:27 UTC  

didn't say i believed in it, or especially the christian edition

2019-07-10 17:55:48 UTC  

imagine being a princess and being forced to marry a furry that proposes to you by saying "uwu mwy pwinsess i want you two stway with mwe forewer"

2019-07-10 17:55:53 UTC  

you might aswell not believe heaven exists

2019-07-10 17:55:56 UTC  
2019-07-10 17:55:58 UTC  

its better for humans

2019-07-10 17:56:05 UTC  

i mean you gotta believe theres something better after life

2019-07-10 17:56:07 UTC  

because its such a bad mindset

2019-07-10 17:56:11 UTC  

after that shite

2019-07-10 17:56:12 UTC  

Not what i believe for many reasons. But it would not be impossible.

2019-07-10 17:56:21 UTC  

it will be impossible

2019-07-10 17:56:25 UTC  

how can it be possible

2019-07-10 17:56:36 UTC  

unless you know of some kind of magic

2019-07-10 17:56:37 UTC  

well, the christian version claims you will be in the Church of God for all eternity, yet who among us would wish to be stuck in church for more than a day?

2019-07-10 17:56:57 UTC  

I know of many kinds of real magick. Add the k to research it.

2019-07-10 17:57:04 UTC  

no one has seen god

2019-07-10 17:57:06 UTC  

DUDE IMAGINE SAYING FLAT EARTH EXISTS AND AFTER TELLING THE FLAT EARTHERS TO SHOW THE END AND THEY WONT

2019-07-10 17:57:33 UTC  

actually thats not a good point

2019-07-10 17:57:38 UTC  

i mean the church should advertise by just sending you a text "*snuggles* owo you wanna twake mwy pride *wiggles tail*"

2019-07-10 17:57:41 UTC  

everyone has to have seen god

2019-07-10 17:57:43 UTC  

i would join asap

2019-07-10 17:57:47 UTC  

Isaiah said to God when in need of a prophet to help earth, "Send me!" because he was so damn bored and missed a bit of drama

2019-07-10 17:57:47 UTC  

to believe its true