Message from @Sophie Birks

Discord ID: 604227313986699265


2019-07-26 08:20:39 UTC  

or ask if i can have her snapchat/instagram, she seems nice

2019-07-26 08:20:53 UTC  

im the same age so its not creepy

2019-07-26 08:21:14 UTC  

She has no social media because she hates it

2019-07-26 08:21:18 UTC  

ah

2019-07-26 08:21:20 UTC  

Which, by the way, is apparently the oldest religion, even more so than Christianity

2019-07-26 08:21:22 UTC  

fair enough

2019-07-26 08:21:23 UTC  

Very odd

2019-07-26 08:21:32 UTC  

So sophie

2019-07-26 08:21:41 UTC  

does she have anything i can talk to her on

2019-07-26 08:21:49 UTC  

does gravity exist?

2019-07-26 08:21:52 UTC  

yes

2019-07-26 08:22:02 UTC  

yes my love?💗

2019-07-26 08:22:02 UTC  

Yes

2019-07-26 08:22:38 UTC  
2019-07-26 08:22:44 UTC  

Ah yes

2019-07-26 08:22:57 UTC  

My daughter has a phone

2019-07-26 08:23:04 UTC  

ok, thats a start

2019-07-26 08:23:08 UTC  

@Mr. Lea you seem to be the less crazy of the bunch

2019-07-26 08:23:14 UTC  

thank you

2019-07-26 08:23:29 UTC  

Sophie i feel wiggly when you type

2019-07-26 08:23:37 UTC  

...

2019-07-26 08:23:40 UTC  

kevin, keep this pg

2019-07-26 08:24:01 UTC  

now, does your daughter have any form of social media or is it all a no

2019-07-26 08:24:06 UTC  

Will you marry me sophie lets run away

2019-07-26 08:24:10 UTC  

Its a no

2019-07-26 08:24:11 UTC  

that's

2019-07-26 08:24:16 UTC  

damn

2019-07-26 08:24:20 UTC  

... what about your daughter?

2019-07-26 08:24:33 UTC  

i don't know how to fix this problem

2019-07-26 08:24:33 UTC  

yeah sophie get in kevin's very white van of mystery

2019-07-26 08:24:38 UTC  

it contains candy

2019-07-26 08:24:48 UTC  

Kevin, your getting on my nerves

2019-07-26 08:24:53 UTC  

My daughter can stay with my wife she loves her

2019-07-26 08:25:17 UTC  

kevin, im having doubts about your integrity

2019-07-26 08:25:23 UTC  

I have no idea what’s happening here

2019-07-26 08:25:27 UTC  

I’m just watching at this point

2019-07-26 08:25:28 UTC  

kevin's van is big enough for you sophie

2019-07-26 08:25:35 UTC  

?

2019-07-26 08:25:39 UTC  

it has snacks too

2019-07-26 08:25:44 UTC  

just don't eat the candy

2019-07-26 08:25:58 UTC  

... hes the only snack a woman could need...