pls pet pat

You pat Derpington III.

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pls pet wash

You paid **40** coins to wash Derpington III.

pls pet pat

pls pet pat

You pat Derpington III.

pls pet wash

You paid **40** coins to wash Derpington III.

pls pet train defense

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1

You assigned 1 points to **Defense**. You now have **0** points

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You never fail to amaze me Jordan B. I think you deserve a fat promotion, don't you?
Your salary has increased by **10 coins**! `100 + 10 coins an hour`

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@Jordan B Type the words that were displayed before into the chat now!

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**BOSS** Good stuff Jordan B, got the work done well. You were given `113` coins for one hour of work.

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**Melmsie's Beard** has donated 46 coins to @Jordan B!

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**COUCH** You found 33 coins, I wonder how long you've been sitting on this?

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**__What type of meme do you want to post?__**
`d` ■ **Dank meme**
`e` ■ **Edgy meme**
`n` ■ **Normie Meme**
`m` ■ **Meta Meme**
`r` ■ **Repost meme**

e

Your posted meme is **__DEAD__** with **-4570 upvotes**. You get 0 coins lol sucks to be you

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**55** coins deposited

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