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Then get out of <#538929818834698260> if u don't want a discussion @Alanator

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i'm open to discussion, gtg for now tho

If it's a cucumber

Then what are cucumbers

The Earth is a cucumber. What we eat in our salads (called "cucumbers") are mini Earths made by the Earth itself for consumption.

The Earth is a living being, it is a cucumber. It creates these mini versions of itself as a way of expelling waste. Humans eat these cucumbers. When the human dies, they are buried into the Earth. The Earth then consumes them for its own food. It then converts its food into waste, the cucumbers, and the cycle starts all over again.

Ah of course

So cremation is bad?

Yes

Any who cremates is depriving the Cucumber Earth of its well deserved food.

As for the other plants on Earth that are not cucumbers, those are to Earth what pimples are to humans. Humans don't need to eat them, but it has no adverse effects if they do.

Yes

What if

Ice age was when it was put into the freezer

Up until now we've been in the fridge

But now he's taken us out

ashes can still be decomposed

it speeds up the process

Are you sure

agh agh

Cuz I'm sure your wrong

The Cucumber Earth does not like burnt food

good point

thank you

np

You know pickle rick

What if

That's the future

Ok so

I had a science teacher that only watches historicle shows and movies

But

When I asked him if he watches Rick and Morty he said yes, thus proving that Rick and Morty has happened, or.. is yet to happen

Or... it IS happening...

So what if the creators of Rick and Morty imagined a dystopian earth where the earth is a pickle

Or becomes a pickle

Rick being the former cucumber and symbolizing it

The Earth is a cucumber now, which means it will inevitably become a pickle

Yes

Exactly