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You know pickle rick

What if

That's the future

Ok so

I had a science teacher that only watches historicle shows and movies

But

When I asked him if he watches Rick and Morty he said yes, thus proving that Rick and Morty has happened, or.. is yet to happen

Or... it IS happening...

So what if the creators of Rick and Morty imagined a dystopian earth where the earth is a pickle

Or becomes a pickle

Rick being the former cucumber and symbolizing it

The Earth is a cucumber now, which means it will inevitably become a pickle

Yes

Exactly

If it's a cucumber it'll inevitably rot

Or it'll rot after picklefication

Yes

The Earth will not last forever

But it has a longer life-span than an ordinary cucumber because of its constant feeding on human corpses

I guess you'll need to use preservatives? Or genetically modify it

Wait a minute

Ok so

You know how when pickles are being pickled

Their put into a thing with liquid I guess

To pickle it

What if, that's the ocean

Yes

When it rains, that's just the pickle juice flowing down from space. And space is just the jar in which the Cucumber Earth resides. Eventually, the pickle juice will encompass the entire Earth, turning it into a pickle.

Yes

What if

We're already on the table

Black wholes are just mouths

Now you're getting it.

And those mouths belong to other humans, who have their own Cucumber Earth, which also has its own black holes, and it goes on forever.

trolling ?

No, I legitimately believe the Earth is a cucumber.

I mean

Maybe a stretch

But

Isn't it big coincidence