You said first pilot

Yes

and we are the apes

Ahhh

whats up matt

but fear not, the aliens have genetically upgraded us to become humans

Sup attack helicopter cat

not much

Ok

looking around, making sure nobody is trolling you guys and such

hominids evolved, but humans were genetically engineered

Ok

@SunRazor you think so?

Idk

These are the claims made by Zechariah Sitchin, according to his decoding of 4000 year old Sumerian texts

Wait why were we genetically engineered

Humans could use some more evolving if you ask me

because the aliens were just a small team and needed a slave work race to dig up gold for them

Ah

to be fair, humans did not evolve

When you say gold

Lol

Do you literally mean gold

if anything, humans de-evolved

Or something else

I literally mean gold

silly gold

they needed large quantities of gold to spray into their atmosphere as a heat shield to protect their planet from climate change

Couldn't they just make robits

Robots

@SunRazor good answer

they were thousands of years away from home

Or like do a special episode of gold Rush

if the Bible teaches anything, it's that history repeats itself

No

the aliens added one of their genes to the human DNA

This time of gold Rush we're on planet earth

History doesn’t repeat itself. It rhymes

particularly the gene that makes us intelligent

superior to apes

That is deep