Message from @ShyGuyfromUpHigh

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2019-10-11 04:34:17 UTC  

they genetically modified hominids to become humans by adding one of their chromozomes to the hominid DNA

2019-10-11 04:34:40 UTC  

how original

2019-10-11 04:34:51 UTC  

they wanted to make a slave work race that is intelligent enough to follow instructions and obey orders, but not intelligent enough to rebel

2019-10-11 04:35:41 UTC  

if you read Genesis chapter 2 you can find some pieces of this

2019-10-11 04:36:05 UTC  

and what is the "work" that us slaves are doing

2019-10-11 04:36:09 UTC  

the team ("God") was discussing the geography of the landscape, and were describing the rivers

2019-10-11 04:36:22 UTC  

and saying there is gold in that land

2019-10-11 04:36:35 UTC  

it's a good source of gold, bdellium and the onyx stone

2019-10-11 04:36:41 UTC  

lol

2019-10-11 04:36:44 UTC  

lolol

2019-10-11 04:36:56 UTC  

before they put man into garden of Eden

2019-10-11 04:37:06 UTC  

big mistake

2019-10-11 04:38:00 UTC  

what really happened is that the original pilot who first landed on Earth spent a few thousand years surveying the lands

2019-10-11 04:38:37 UTC  

so when the Team finally arrived on Earth a few thousand years later, the pilot was describing the landscape

2019-10-11 04:38:47 UTC  

he was describing "in that land there is gold"

2019-10-11 04:39:27 UTC  

the whole operation was to bring back large quantities of gold to their home planet to provide an artificial heat shield for their planet

2019-10-11 04:39:40 UTC  

by spraying monatomic gold into their atmosphere

2019-10-11 04:40:19 UTC  

natural climate change was a thing on their planet, and they were seeking long-term solutions

2019-10-11 04:41:02 UTC  

but they were astronauts and scientists, not coal miners so to speak

2019-10-11 04:41:44 UTC  

they had enough medical equipment and knowledge with them to perform genetic engineering experiments

2019-10-11 04:42:10 UTC  

Why do they care about gold so much . There’s way more of it in asteroids than here

2019-10-11 04:42:14 UTC  

when they discovered hominids that walked in 2 feet, one of them had the idea of 'why not modify them to work for us?'

2019-10-11 04:42:21 UTC  

Is this planet of the apes

2019-10-11 04:42:28 UTC  

You said first pilot

2019-10-11 04:42:28 UTC  

Yes

2019-10-11 04:42:32 UTC  

and we are the apes

2019-10-11 04:42:38 UTC  

Ahhh

2019-10-11 04:42:46 UTC  

whats up matt

2019-10-11 04:42:55 UTC  

but fear not, the aliens have genetically upgraded us to become humans

2019-10-11 04:42:58 UTC  

Sup attack helicopter cat

2019-10-11 04:43:03 UTC  

not much

2019-10-11 04:43:08 UTC  

Ok

2019-10-11 04:43:21 UTC  

looking around, making sure nobody is trolling you guys and such

2019-10-11 04:43:22 UTC  

hominids evolved, but humans were genetically engineered

2019-10-11 04:43:28 UTC  

Ok

2019-10-11 04:43:40 UTC  

@SunRazor you think so?

2019-10-11 04:43:48 UTC  

Idk

2019-10-11 04:44:06 UTC  

These are the claims made by Zechariah Sitchin, according to his decoding of 4000 year old Sumerian texts

2019-10-11 04:44:39 UTC  

Wait why were we genetically engineered

2019-10-11 04:44:46 UTC  

Humans could use some more evolving if you ask me

2019-10-11 04:45:03 UTC  

because the aliens were just a small team and needed a slave work race to dig up gold for them