I will be your friend @Deleted User

When I was offline for four months I spoke to literally nobody

Some scrap transistors and a soldering iron were my friend

Do you have any idea how fucked you are if the internet goes offline?

Awww pooor sheeple isn’t that like a torchere method

yall reamber harlod camping?

No

the guy who was like "the worlds gonna end in may 2011"

Do you have any idea how many end of the world prophecies I have lived through?

It is giving into that fear that makes you surrender control

lol

Too many

If it's my time, it's my time

yeah its obviously fake

its actually a sin to guess it

Now that’s how to deal with it

All those canned beans... wasted

oof

Back at it with those epic conversation skills 🤙

e x t r e m l y

skywars has been watching too much internet historian

yes

"time to breastfeed"
"im 45 years old"

-internet historian 2019

epic quotes

Gooood morning afternoon evening

imagine flexing the fact that you're verified

wow

verifed guy

cool guy

i can be cool without a verification

anyone wanna play me in chess? im trash

@The Loftus Nerd you missed the cool train with that nickname lol

damm

what even is chess

(joke)

hol Up let me get verifed

haha good luck with that

checkmark

im verifed

lmao