Message from @Literally Shaking
Discord ID: 464130685762797568
I bet 9/10 of you
Are fake
Just a figment of my imagination
Not even real
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@Akira Kurusu you’re not real
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See
Grow a pair of testicles and become real
Or else you’re just a gay retard
tell me this is satire
'put something important in the back so you don't forget your child in the hot car'
...........
Ffs
the absolute state of parenthood in america
>riding bike to mickey d's
>small sidewalk
>two THOTS walking side by side (in bikinis, THOT-tier)
ya dude i had that early
>move over to the side of the sidewalk a bit
when i was mowing shirtless
>THEY CONTINUE WALKING TOWARDS ME SIDE BY SIDE
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>THEYRE FORMING A PHALANX
HOLD
HOLD VIN
>I scrape the bushs on the side and my shoe falls off
>they continue walking
HOLD THE LINE BETTER VNI
Me: "Doh!" >picks up shoe
>they look back and keep on walking
>probably laughing
F
I got phalanx'd by a pair of thots
🅱egone
so in short:
fuck