maybe

They would win

Michelle Obama was that chick that said the greatest threat to national security was childhood obesity, especially fat black girls, right?

but my money is on either Elizabeth Warren, Corey Booker, or Gilibrand to run, while my money is on none of them to win <:smug:402400327313391616>

That"chick"

Michelle Obama made school lunch great again.

^

FACT.

I like michelle, but I missed having callories in my daily diet.

She just made shitty salad bars mandatory

People would just smear it in dressing anyway

Thanks Michelle!

calories only fund toxic masculinity. now eat your synthetic soy tofu substitute and unidentifiable brown slop juice.

I think it was about making sure chads didnt have enough callories to do physical stuff

And the bpa in those fucking apple juice boxes...

not all masculinity is toxic. i mean, michelle is proof.

You aren't what you eat. You are whatever you want to be. Diet has no link to health.

^

No

Michelle Obama was just fat shaming.

If she gets the nomination,

(she won't)

Y

tbf americans eat fkn garbage

She's not the candidate.

I hope Hillary runs again.

Hahaha I doubt it but it is possible.

I would say Hillary would run before Michelle. but I doubt either.

Hiiiiiiii

@Corndog I’m hungry pls change ur name

You know what would piss the fucking hell out of the democrats

Nuking Iran

if the next Republican nominee was a woman

Hahaah

and she won

Because the dems love Iran

elf did you just assume my category?

Yes

I wanna eat u

I identify as non-food.

Aww