It’s actually because you were blackout drunk

i didn't know you could get drunk on water and coffee

wait

let me try

Only an Atmenite can

Congratulations

oh yeah

i looks drunker than me

that's very fascinating but i want @SiliconBassist to tell me about our new religion

and when are we building our first church?

i have a tree that i could cut down for wood

No, I believe in Space Jesus.

LMAO

space jesus gravity 🤣

Space Jesus is real, but he's hiding behind a comet and he needs you to give me all your money so I can keep it safe for his triumphant return when he rides the comet into the planet.

there's an alternative to that

you can give me money and i bring space jesus to earth to save us all

Life has a purpose. It's called booze.

damn right and i'm not drunk

People denying evolution saying we arent monkeys. I wish i was

I wish I was a cute puppy UwU

Like a fluffy Shiba.

Maybe in my next life.

Oh yeah? Then why did Poncho Pilots wash his hands? Huh?

yeah it was actually a p900

My fellow Atmenites, we will build our church in the ruins of Six Flags New Orleans

Because I want rollercoasters

I mean our savior needs rollercoasters

Makes sense to me

Yes

Thy will be done

On Earth as it is on the Screaming Eagle

Atmen

What about up and down?

I'm not. What if I smash the system and we have no government.

So AnCap?

I must resist making ancap jokes now

Fu

he's definitely american

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