tried sneaking the alabama trip past my father, he immediatly knew why I wanted to head up to Auburn with friends today,

@schiggy THATS NOT WOT IT IS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE

he'd kick my ass if i went

https://youtu.be/CvwQmxLaknc

Where are you @schiggy?

Louisiana

I promised my dad that I wouldn't get into trouble at Berkeley

I uh

I broke some guy's jaw up there

Oh you went to Berkeley?

Yeah

Did you make a comment on YouTube about it?

Did you get in trouble

Not with the law

About flying up to Berkeley?

Congrats on the jaw break though

As long as it was an antifag

Yeah that was me Joe

Yee yee

It was

Nice

He pepper sprayed me

Sounds like he got his

Well, just know the most powerful people are indeed Alabamians.

All other people feel pity

Yeah. It amazed me, I'm not a big guy

Oh

I'm like 5'10" and 130 lb

Pepper spray

4u

@The Soy Goy https://youtu.be/ypKNXHGe0ho

Fucking fag

And I managed to throw this guy on the ground and just beat the shit out of him

Hey guys what should I write in the "Tell your story" section of the GoFundMe?

But @The Soy Goy I got some guYs that go to AU

Damn dude

Is he going to prison for assault?

Auburn is based as fuck

Sounds like he's going to the hospital to get his jaw wired

All of the actually cool people go there. Alabama just has a bunch of /r/the_donald's at best

expect to get pitiful opposition at auburn