Message from @SiliconBassist

Discord ID: 628338517713616896


2019-09-30 21:11:47 UTC  

Monkeys also smoke sigs if they get the chance

2019-09-30 21:11:48 UTC  

cringe

2019-09-30 21:11:52 UTC  

cigs

2019-09-30 21:11:57 UTC  

not signatures

2019-09-30 21:11:57 UTC  

No they get it from humans

2019-09-30 21:11:58 UTC  

fags

2019-09-30 21:12:00 UTC  

not cigs

2019-09-30 21:12:00 UTC  

oh

2019-09-30 21:12:09 UTC  

Do they even know how to create and control fire?

2019-09-30 21:12:13 UTC  

no

2019-09-30 21:12:20 UTC  

No

2019-09-30 21:12:23 UTC  

or else they would be killing thousands per minute

2019-09-30 21:12:28 UTC  

I meant as in a human controlled environment

2019-09-30 21:12:31 UTC  

I can control life

2019-09-30 21:12:33 UTC  

Oh

2019-09-30 21:12:42 UTC  

Human give them joint and theyll smoke it

2019-09-30 21:12:45 UTC  

Okay

2019-09-30 21:12:46 UTC  

like if a chimp demonstrated that level of intellect

2019-09-30 21:12:51 UTC  

2019-09-30 21:12:54 UTC  

oh

2019-09-30 21:12:56 UTC  

That makes more sense

2019-09-30 21:13:00 UTC  

There once was a monkey in the zoo who learned to use a lighter n stuf

2019-09-30 21:13:08 UTC  

That doesn’t count

2019-09-30 21:13:08 UTC  

monkeys can shoot guns

2019-09-30 21:13:09 UTC  

chimps pretty smart

2019-09-30 21:13:14 UTC  

Kinda funny also kinda sad

2019-09-30 21:13:22 UTC  

imagine a chimp tribe who found a lost cache of soviet ak's

2019-09-30 21:13:30 UTC  

Lmao

2019-09-30 21:13:38 UTC  

Doubt they could use them as weapons ngl

2019-09-30 21:13:45 UTC  

then they stumble upon some old magazine showing a soldier holding a gun

2019-09-30 21:13:46 UTC  

There are too many steps to reloading

2019-09-30 21:13:47 UTC  

guys, not to get political but wtf (what the frick) is Obama's last name??

2019-09-30 21:13:47 UTC  

and they mimic it

2019-09-30 21:13:55 UTC  

and then they begin to learn that it can shoot when they press the trigger

2019-09-30 21:14:04 UTC  

monky dum dum

2019-09-30 21:14:07 UTC  

human big smart

2019-09-30 21:14:11 UTC  

The reloading would be the problem

2019-09-30 21:14:11 UTC  

<:yikes:625719605431631875>

2019-09-30 21:14:13 UTC  

Bin laden obviously :p

2019-09-30 21:14:15 UTC  

and then, eventually, after a long time, they become marksmans by practicing their shooting on their rival tribes

2019-09-30 21:14:24 UTC  

@RidleyChozo can I have an interview