Message from @SYLE
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<@&758768006217072648> Ruh roh
We kinda already knew that
Is this the climax of 2020
okay see
NOW U CAN PINCH MY ASS
THIS IS A HAPPENING
Trump wins, Yellowstone explodes
AyyLmaos swoop in
jokes on you faggots
ayy
i live in florida
this is a bullshit article
its just a book
literally
>A YELLOWSTONE volcano eruption would cause havoc in "every corner of the continental US," a science writer warned during a book detailing how the chilling scenario could unfold
>would
>a book HOW
>scenario
what a surprise
i take my ass pinch back
doom porn sells
>In his recently-published book ‘End Times: A Brief Guide to the End of the World,’ he wrote: "First would come a swarm of increasingly intense earthquakes, a sign that magma was rushing toward the surface.
if yellowstone was gonna go off any time soon you would have heard about it by now
**AT THE BOTTOM**
>Thankfully, the USGS estimates the probability of an eruption at one in 730,000 in any given year.
>A recent study also suggests that the hotspot could currently be in a state of decline.
way to read it @Oso
evacuation of govt officials, military hardware, nearby communities, etc regardless of how futile that would all be
"Yellowstone will erupt in the future"
No shit sherlock
It erupts every few million years
Bruh it's literally 2020, we ain't got shit to worry about for another 997,980 years
When I die you can cut off my dick and throw it in yellowstone. After that rename it to phallustone.
Please and thank you.
Express.co.uk has been saying yellowstone is gonna erupt in a week for the last 20 years at least one article a day
next time one of you fuckers posts an article from that place i will loose all respect for you
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they do it so often is reaching meme levels