Message from @fitz

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2020-10-08 08:43:32 UTC  

I'm sorry to hear that @Vicious

2020-10-08 08:43:48 UTC  

You should get her recipe for stuffing and make it this thanksgiving

2020-10-08 08:44:22 UTC  

well I knew a girl who died from cancer

2020-10-08 08:44:51 UTC  

as you can tell I am great at parties

2020-10-08 08:45:45 UTC  

was having a rootcanal reworked today and the stink coming out of my mouth was positively putrid

2020-10-08 08:46:19 UTC  

I saw a girl who got hit by a bus

2020-10-08 08:46:32 UTC  

what kinda bus

2020-10-08 08:46:38 UTC  

that's important.

2020-10-08 08:46:42 UTC  

I hit a girl with a bus

2020-10-08 08:46:45 UTC  

A school bus that I was on

2020-10-08 08:46:45 UTC  

was it a short bus?

2020-10-08 08:47:03 UTC  

sounds more like the girl hit the bus

2020-10-08 08:47:10 UTC  

your school should sue her

2020-10-08 08:47:16 UTC  

oy vey

2020-10-08 08:47:17 UTC  

bang bus?

2020-10-08 08:47:36 UTC  

she got killed I think

2020-10-08 08:47:42 UTC  

My bus got rear ended by some Indian bitch who was texting

2020-10-08 08:47:43 UTC  

who

2020-10-08 08:47:50 UTC  

dang that's fucked up

2020-10-08 08:47:55 UTC  

yeah idk that's fucked up.

2020-10-08 08:48:08 UTC  

imagine dying to a bus

2020-10-08 08:48:26 UTC  

imagine dying

2020-10-08 08:48:33 UTC  

FUCK I LOVE MY DOGS

2020-10-08 08:48:40 UTC  

you love fucking dogs Beanz?

2020-10-08 08:48:44 UTC  

imagine seeing a person die. Poggers.

2020-10-08 08:48:46 UTC  

no

2020-10-08 08:48:47 UTC  

to each their own I guess.

2020-10-08 08:49:07 UTC  

yall know that look ur dog gives u when its like YOU are their world and YOU are the only thing that matters to them

2020-10-08 08:49:20 UTC  

@JowlOwl I saw a really bad accident one time, dude got ripped open like a sack of tomatoes

2020-10-08 08:49:24 UTC  

I don't have any animals

2020-10-08 08:49:29 UTC  

well at my apartment.

2020-10-08 08:49:37 UTC  

they needed two blankets

2020-10-08 08:50:17 UTC  

damn

2020-10-08 08:51:15 UTC  

the girl got schwacked as she was jaywalking and not paying attention

2020-10-08 08:51:56 UTC  

there wasnt much blood at first, but her face and legs were not so good looking

2020-10-08 08:52:21 UTC  

After the accident

2020-10-08 08:52:34 UTC  

I look both ways like 3 or 4 times whenever I cross a street because I get paranoid in the moment

2020-10-08 08:52:38 UTC  

i got hit by a jeep on the drivers side trying to go around a schoolbus <:atlast:758774926869004348>

2020-10-08 08:52:48 UTC  

fucking cunt waved me on and *wham*

2020-10-08 08:53:15 UTC  

did you do the jeep thing with the hand though

2020-10-08 08:53:29 UTC  

dog <:voteyes:758776254840307788>