Message from @fitz
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You should get her recipe for stuffing and make it this thanksgiving
well I knew a girl who died from cancer
as you can tell I am great at parties
was having a rootcanal reworked today and the stink coming out of my mouth was positively putrid
I saw a girl who got hit by a bus
what kinda bus
that's important.
I hit a girl with a bus
A school bus that I was on
was it a short bus?
sounds more like the girl hit the bus
your school should sue her
oy vey
bang bus?
she got killed I think
My bus got rear ended by some Indian bitch who was texting
who
dang that's fucked up
yeah idk that's fucked up.
imagine dying
FUCK I LOVE MY DOGS
you love fucking dogs Beanz?
imagine seeing a person die. Poggers.
no
to each their own I guess.
yall know that look ur dog gives u when its like YOU are their world and YOU are the only thing that matters to them
@JowlOwl I saw a really bad accident one time, dude got ripped open like a sack of tomatoes
I don't have any animals
well at my apartment.
they needed two blankets
damn
the girl got schwacked as she was jaywalking and not paying attention
there wasnt much blood at first, but her face and legs were not so good looking
After the accident
I look both ways like 3 or 4 times whenever I cross a street because I get paranoid in the moment
i got hit by a jeep on the drivers side trying to go around a schoolbus <:atlast:758774926869004348>
fucking cunt waved me on and *wham*
did you do the jeep thing with the hand though
dog <:voteyes:758776254840307788>