I aint got no fancy name but ill give you dome better than any girl ever has 👀

I didn't say I dont

IF MY SEX WAS A MOVIE TITLE IT WOULD BE CALLED DEEP IMPACT

yo my farts stink so bad

lmaoo

same

I'm at workwith this dude

and there's no way he ain't smelling these

you gotta cropdust someone

fuck that

buttercup

like get it in their mouth while they yawn

lmaoooo

buttercup or bust

ask him if he smells popcorn

next time you fart

he'll sniff it

and just make eyecontact

the day i quit my job im gonna drop the fattest shit in the manager's bathroom and hide the key

tbh I think it takes a guy to understand how to go down on a dude

lmao not really

meh, tried to sleep a bit

some dudes don't tell you what they like so u don't have anything to work with lol

> tbh I think it takes a guy to understand how to go down on a dude
@Sevonas yes actually, that's exactly why im so good at it

gotta have some input from a guy

wtf ur dealing with complex dudes

i just be like "suck it bitch"

we talking dick suckin? <:poggers:758775928695554099> 🍆

yis

usually if a guy isn't telling you to do what he wants its because he thinks you are incapable

imo

or just ridin the waves lol

i DO like when im driving and the girl is just like "want me to suck ur dick?"

FUCK YEAH MOTHERFUCKER

yes

thats the shit

damn i wanna give road head really bad tbh

my ex was super shy about it, I needed to remind him to let me know what he wants

but i dont wanna die in a wreck

there MUST be tesla-autopilot porn out there