no more hair cuts

im becoming a hippie

never had a problem getting girls

I'm 5'9

Not even chad

Its not hard

stop treating them like kweens

In this day and age girls in their prime are probably the most privileged creatures to ever exist

a twitter that only post fat guys with their shirts off reading bronze age mindset

The game is pretty simple

Present ur attractive traits

And be confident

Dont spend money on girls

Literally take them out to maccas

Well women want attention so if you just give it to them for free unconditionally they already have what they want.

hiii elf

:^)

a chad has arrived

elf is the man

you're too kind

no u

TFW even Elf can get a gf

I said you did

Elf no

she's cute

I have a girlfriend

Kinda

It sounds gay

Elf can get a gf but I can't

Doubt

oh yeah then big doubt

Guys I got two thirds of a girlfriend

Can't a certain amount of bananas kill you

Why advertise it if you don’t have it

wew

I have 98% o my girlfriend loaded

I'm going to eat like 50 bananas so I die

I should start drinking and smoking

then I die sooner

I could take many years off my life 🤔 🤔 🤔

Maybe I'll pay the post office a visit