Message from @Barbaricus

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2020-10-05 07:43:32 UTC  

Have you gotten that far, yet? 😅 Any particular assignment you’re aiming for?

2020-10-05 07:45:30 UTC  

If that’s what you meant by MEPS, that is.

2020-10-05 07:46:23 UTC  

I'm going air force as either aircraft maintenance or a loadmaster, depends on the results of my ASVAB. Math is a **lot** harder now that I haven't been in high school for a while lol

2020-10-05 07:47:19 UTC  

Had my eyes on aircraft structural maintenance for a long time and i actually have prior experience with it

2020-10-05 07:49:27 UTC  

Right on! I hear you, bro. I’m getting ready to have to take calc 3 as a core req that I’ve been putting off in January, once I’m back in college. So, I’m not looking forward to it, as I’ve been out of college for a couple years. I may end up having to brush up before I re-enroll.

Ahh, that sounds promising. Perhaps you’ll get the opportunity to work on an F-35 or the new bomber. 😅

2020-10-05 07:49:42 UTC  

Loadmaster is a hardcore job. That you study ISO for and have life long careers

2020-10-05 07:51:23 UTC  

I always kissed loadmasters ass

2020-10-05 07:51:34 UTC  

rail or plane or container

2020-10-05 07:51:40 UTC  

ships

2020-10-05 07:53:27 UTC  

I appreciate the kind words man, good luck with calc 3! I don't have anywhere near the intellectual horsepower for that kind of thing haha

2020-10-05 07:58:46 UTC  

you will be surprised by the math you will do

2020-10-05 07:59:16 UTC  

once it is practical to you.

2020-10-05 07:59:56 UTC  

How much cubic weight per 463L pallet?

2020-10-05 08:00:35 UTC  

How much tinsel strength do you need to strap down the load.

2020-10-05 08:02:53 UTC  

What torque do you need for that spec bolt?

2020-10-05 08:03:09 UTC  

How many lasagna MREs can a C5 hold? <:atlast:758774926869004348>

2020-10-05 08:03:36 UTC  

Or semi trucks

2020-10-05 08:03:50 UTC  

Hazmat plan onboard? fire plans?

2020-10-05 08:04:28 UTC  

Build a Pyramid with your 463 Loads to minimize weight shift

2020-10-05 08:04:59 UTC  

Fire extinguisher in triangle box on the corner of each

2020-10-05 08:05:38 UTC  

I can do shorthand mathematics like that if i actually use them but theoretical stuff like parabolas im too apathetic to study with any degree of success

2020-10-05 08:05:46 UTC  

> I appreciate the kind words man, good luck with calc 3! I don't have anywhere near the intellectual horsepower for that kind of thing haha
@V.#5617

It’s entirely impractical, honestly, and I don’t have the patience for mathematics anymore. Even if you’re writing ML algos, you still won’t use it. I’d much prefer them replace that req with more data structures courses, or something of that nature, but it is what it is.

Oh, of course. Likewise, my friend. I’m sure you’ll do fine on the ASVAB, just get yourself an ASVAB book, and be sure to brush up on some math along the way. You’re probably already doing just that, I’m sure.

2020-10-05 08:05:50 UTC  

a c5 couldnt even hold my dick

2020-10-05 08:06:38 UTC  

> How many lasagna MREs can a C5 hold? <:atlast:758774926869004348>
@V.#5617

How many sea bags can he carry? 😅

2020-10-05 08:07:28 UTC  

We did a Battalion jump out of one

2020-10-05 08:08:06 UTC  

> I can do shorthand mathematics like that if i actually use them but theoretical stuff like parabolas im too apathetic to study with any degree of success
@V.#5617

These days, they all claim that’s elementary algebra, which to an extent is true, but who really applies it anyway? Even if you’re in CS, you’re never going to use it.

2020-10-05 08:08:07 UTC  

one hell of a jump - it can only slow to 150MPH so when you jump out of that, you are blowing around like a leaf on the road

2020-10-05 08:08:28 UTC  

Sounds like fun.

2020-10-05 08:08:32 UTC  

thats why u jump feet first

2020-10-05 08:10:04 UTC  

Don’t tell Ahkmed. He thinks he’s supposed to dive head first.

2020-10-05 08:10:12 UTC  

yes, in case you hit your buddy who jumped out the other door

2020-10-05 08:10:37 UTC  

Remember after the plane is the vortex, and you are in that

2020-10-05 08:11:01 UTC  

ever seen that video of that couple bare ass naked fucking while skydiving

2020-10-05 08:11:10 UTC  

can jerk your balls into your throat

2020-10-05 08:11:46 UTC  

> ever seen that video of that couple bare ass naked fucking while skydiving
@Ricky Beanbag

Now that you mention it, that sounds like a great idea.

2020-10-05 08:12:02 UTC  

i bet the orgasm was the most intense of all time

2020-10-05 08:12:06 UTC  

I’m sure they had quite the orgasm.

2020-10-05 08:12:10 UTC  

Oh, yeah.

2020-10-05 08:12:51 UTC  

theres not enough drugs on earth to get me to jump out of a plane tho

2020-10-05 08:13:36 UTC  

i really really wanna go skydiving and i hope i can get to do that while in the air force

2020-10-05 08:13:40 UTC  

but i doubt it